@PhilippineSaint is more than content with both sorts, either separately or at the same time
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Do you mean “heeeeeres Johnny!!!”? 
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I’m on the verge of being a fat cunt again.
I can still see it by looking straight down, but I’ll admit I’m craning a bit.
This is my test. Thanks to the famed Taylor endowment, I never get to be too much of a fat cunt.
If it’s any help, I need my glasses to read the bathroom scales. So I usually don’t bother 
Try a weighbridge
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I did. The machine said “only one truck at a time, please” and charged me double.
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Voluntary baldie over there
What’s it like with little hair?
Do you laugh at a true slaphead?
Because your hair will return to your head?
EDIT: Directed at @PhilippineSaint, resident slap-head taunter, not you @BTripz
I was wondering if you weigh less if you stand on the scales on one leg?
Asking for a fat friend.
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A fat friend told me it doesn’t, sadly.
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in response to @pap
its a lot cooler.
No
yes it will return although it does take a little longer every time.
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I did this today.
I’m hairier, but it’s getting thinner.
I am starting to think hair is a zero sum game.
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I take it the club is for resetting the PC or Barry?
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That’s not a club. He just wiped the wrong way.
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Well Cavey can pull most things out of his beard, so I am not limited to a club.
Practically, @Barry-Sanchez will in reality, only be bothered by any tomato sauce or toothpaste shanks I make from the ends.
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I think it is also a fact, proven by scientific data, that you do not weigh any less after having an enormous shit.
So, if you have a huge shit, and hold one leg in the air, you will not weigh any less.
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This is true 
Owww…crushed by fact based negativity. 