Oh it will it upsets the folically challanged when they ask,
“why have you done that?”
" Because I can" 
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After some unnecessary cursing about Curry’s, the new 50” tv has arrived, and the eldest boy has put it all up and connected all the wires.
After the last tv (20 years old) I was amazed at the weight of this new one. I had two 3” x 2” timbers bolted to the chimney breast (making it a flat 6” x2”) and had bought a universal fixing bracket, weighted to take 100kg. Well that should hold it I thought - checked the weight of the tv and it was 10kg! I could probably have hung the thing on two coat hooks.
Surfing through the channels, we both came to realise why we hadn’t rushed to replace the tv over a year ago - loads of channels, mostly showing crap. But we do have YouTube and Amazon Prime.
I will have to spend the rest of this lockdown surfing free view for something decent to watch. Mrs TB is adamant that anything with Jason Statham in it is not in the category of ‘something decent to watch!’.
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I replaced my 47" flat screen with a 65" flat screen in June, the 47" was probabay twice as heavy as the 60"
I’m with her on that, tbh.
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Please tell us you bought an Android Smart TV & have Android Mobile phones…
Then we can DM you loads of free stuff that allows you t get hacked (according to EPL advertising)
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Sadly I can’t tell you any of that.
It is a Panasonic, Mrs TB has some kind of iPhone, whereas I have a mobile phone out of the ark, and virtually never used (this was where all the unnecessary cursing about Curry’s came from - they sent me 4 texts telling me the tv was being delivered, and I hadn’t switched my phone for several weeks, and missed all of them). I suppose it was funny for the delivery men, who were greeted by a couple clearly not long out of bed, and having no idea why they were knocking at our door.
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So, you post on this site from a desktop rather than smartphone, while me on the other hand am typing this from the crapper while coiling out a very satisfactory log??
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You’ve got Amazon Prime, watch The Boys, you won’t regret it…
Oh and watch The Meg, best Jason Statham film ever…
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My first house had a BT phone hard wired to the upstairs toilet as I got pissed off missing calls when sat on the shitter. But then discovered the amount of nuisance calls you can make whilst curling one out.
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I feel it might help if you tried a smile now and again
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Why do I fancy a bottle of Chianti?
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Yep it’s definitely him.
Oi I resemble that remark
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More like this?
Where’s Benny Hill when you need him.
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Can you do a little video, where you smile and say “Honey, I’m home!”, or even that bit where he puts the axe through the bathroom door?
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Right you lot test came back negative will get arm band cut off tomorrow and offshore on Sunday.
NB I dont do happy unless there are puppies involved.
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I’m much the same, but we could be referring to different puppies.
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