Kick off is here with Scouse hampton up against some carrot crunchers.
PREMIER LEAGUE AUGUST 10
03:00 Liverpool ? - ? Norwich City
19:30 West Ham United ? - ? Manchester City
22:00 AFC Bournemouth ? - ? Sheffield United
22:00 Crystal Palace ? - ? Everton
22:00 Watford ? - ? Brighton & Hove Albion
AUGUST 11
00:30 Tottenham Hotspur ? - ? Aston Villa
21:00 Leicester City ? - ? Wolverhampton Wanderers
21:00 Newcastle United ? - ? Arsenal
23:30 Manchester United ? - ? Chelsea
Touting for business mush 
I have filled that in for the whole season already no need to look at it again until may and collect my winnings.
Do you have to have one of those Smartphone thingeys…or will a slider-phone suffice?
You can do it on that thing invented by Tim Berners-Lee
I have one of those in the corner…it’s been on all morning and every now and again it goes… S P R O O O N G!
Anyone know what that’s all about? 
It’s PornHub telling you you have a new video in the Channel(s) you’ve subscribed to.
CornHub…that’s amaizing, don’t remember signing up for that. 
Carragher’s commentary is pissing me off already…
Yay Football.
Yay American Telly!
7 min Liverpool 1 - 0 Norwich City
This could be embarrassing for Narwicch
18 min Liverpool 2 - 0 Norwich City
Salah
yep
They could beat that Bayern Friendly score in Danny Rohl’s 1st game - 23-0
28 min Liverpool 3 - 0 Norwich City
Van Dyke
Blimey I think I may not be bottom of the EPL Fantasy League tonight
Speller Alert!
You mean Van Dick.
And I didn’t pick Allison in my FPL League.
They could have had Frazer or Macca on the bench!!
