Had a camera down the throat in my early 30s, diagnosed with duodenal ulcers!! Have to now keep reminding doctors that I canāt take anti-inflammatories now because of thatā¦
Anyway, they asked if I wanted to be put to sleep whilst they did it, no said I Iāll be OK.
Gagged a little when it went in but I was fine, worst bit is when they took a biopsy from my stomach lining, could feel the tugging as they were trying to get it.
One was a Chaperoneā¦my reputation preceded me.
Follow up visit to Surgeon today.
Caught the 06:30 bus in hallway of hospital at 07:11. 4th in the queue.
Doc rolls in at 09:40. Now 50 in the queue.
In. Lknee hurts here. Shoulder hurts here.
Ultrasound, hmmm. XRay.
A lovely young blonde who i would have smiled at across a bar back in the day asked me to take my trousers off. What a great day .
Oh wait.
Back to Doc. Yes here is the reason for the pain in your leg, a loose bone shard. Some people have it. Mine is interfering with tendons and lugaments.
An inhection given, physio referral issued to solve the issue
Shoulder yes there is damage to the rotator cuff it needs an MRI here we go again.
Heavy anti inflamatories prescribed.
Bus home cold and ouch from the jab
Fuckin hell, neighbour went to get a paper this morning, collapsed in the street 5 minutes away. Heās just returned in an Ambulance and been loaded into a hurse. 
have been classed fit for work
Bollocks will have to do something.
Canāt you shelter in place/make up anorgwe Typhoon bame?
WT actual F?
āChatGPT wasnāt without itās initial problems.ā
Had the gastroscopy today administered by a wannabe dynarod operative - well thatās one experience that can go into the āfuck that for a game of soldiersā bin.
Bloody weird feeling - I elected not to be sedated because I need to drive tomorrow morning, so a couple of squirts of numb gum in the back of the throat and they were off. Once you have contrived to swallow the thing (3 foot camera as thick as your little finger) its not too bad (thatās a relative ātooā), Then they inflate your stomach which makes you want the burp which you try to do without retching.
All the while your insides are displayed in glorious technicolour on a screen in front of you.
5 minutes later and its all done and all clear, thank fuck.
Anyway shout out to Lymington Hospital - lovely environment, Lovely staff, no parking charges - it was like going private.
Mrs G does some shifts at Lymington and loves it.
Iāve got my regular annual one next week.
I donāt actually need them, I just enjoy the experience. 
There, corrected it for you
No charge.
Itās been a long time since I required the Probe Of Death. 
I got a letter from NHS the other day saying Iāll get a poo in the box kit shortly.
Fingers crossed I wonāt need oneā¦.
My late mates wife sent me a picture of me and Bill and his two sons on Highcliffe Beach. Theyāre putting together a picture Obit for the celebration of his life after his funeral on 11th Dec.
One day youāll feel old tooā¦Chris on the left is 52 and Simon is 54ā¦
Jeez that Dwarfism gene can be brutal
Was Chris (on the left behind Simon?
OK Mr Pedanticā¦Chris front left was 2 years old, Simon front right was 4. 
Its when they turn round and go ālook no handsā 
Do it ā¦ can save hour life. Recently underwent a full check upā¦prostate exam, cancer check, inflammatory markersā¦ ā¦ seem on cusp of being fucking diabetic as since getting osteoarthritis and suffering from fibromyalgia, been off the bike and weight balloonedā¦. I to am in the āgetting older is really shiteā camp
getting a gloves finger rummaging around the rectum was not a first mindā¦ had that from a rather naughty/experimental young lady as a studentā¦ she went on yo be an AE consultant as wellā¦
The first time I had a finger up my arse I was with two Filipina tarts in Bahrain was engaged with bob standard position with one when the other rammed her finger up my backside to try and make me cum quicker.
it did
