šŸ½ šŸ¬ Have you been to the new bit of West Quay?

Why because I moan about, man up you fanny, saying something is shite doesnā€™t mean you donā€™t care, invariably its means you do.

Once upon a time, Salisbury actually boasted the Highest Number of Pubs per head of population in the world.

Historically, that was blamed on the days that City had been the lifeblood of a huge catchment area built around the Produce and Livestock Markets.

However, despite that incredible Pub Density, Salisbury always was THE Shittiest place in the world for a night out. We went to Glen Fearn road in Bournemouth by the coach load. (Strangely Salisbury only improved after I left - no idea why)

I think Bazza needs to move to Krakow.

Liverpool has 3 areas of boozers
Bold St/Concert Sq
Hardman St/Blackburne St
Mathew St/Dale St

And there are more areas to mention that are still better than Southampton, why?
Microbrewies are 10 a penny and I was in one in Botley the other day so no great shakes there, opening a bar with a few trendy beers in donesā€™t mean its good does it?
Manchester has improved massively over the last 20 years so it can be done, the will has to be there though.
There is no heart to the City, no soul and its a shame, the mutants have tried at least with a tower on the water, what are we doing? What will bring the punters in?

We were celebrating when a taco bell came into town for Christs sake, that is the level weā€™re dealing with here.

A fucking taco bell

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/14822460.Worldwide_restaurant_chain_to_open_Southampton_eatery/

Itā€™s the assumption that things can never ever improve thatā€™ll kill you.

Letā€™s take your approach and apply it to a different scenario. Letā€™s say, hypothetically, that your missus is overweight and is trying to lose it.

I guess most people would see the gradual improvement.

Taking your stance on Southampton, and applying it here, youā€™d be calling your missus a fat fucking cunt.

Constructive!

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I would say that once and I then would be killed.

Its not even a slow burner, there is no will to improve anything, what are we doing for tourists? Not a poxy museum but things to do and things to keep them here?

Iā€™m waitingā€¦
Just have a look at Southamptonā€™s embarrassing riches of things to do, quality cultural things to see, quality restaurants and bars and not to forget the great places to stay all with views of the ikea in the centre of the City, they donā€™t call it the Paris of England for nothing, hold on they donā€™t call it the Paris of England.

People keep listing things bazza, list of pubs, cultural quarter, development of mayflower park and royal pier, new development in west quay, and you keep saying itā€™s all shit despite having never been.

Thatā€™s not a basis for decent discussion.

Look, have a go.

Bold street: shite. Matthew st/Dale st: full of orange cunts scabbing drinks.

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Had a really good burger at Red Dog Saloon.

Showcase cinema is excellent and the way forward for all others I would suggest. Extra comfortable reclining chairs as standard and no more expensive than the competition.

Really good atmosphere in the plaza area when went.

Have to say I was very pleasantly surprised and am looking forward to trying the many other eateries and have been to the cinema several times already.

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The Royal Pier has been like that state for how long?
Cultural Quarter? That is not a cultural quarter at all, just a name attached to a building, is the KFC in it?
What development in West Quay?
Flats and shops?

Mathew St isnā€™t my scene but there are more tourists there and bars/restaurants than all of the City centre of Southampton, that is my point.

What landmarks are we building ie spinnaker tower.

So you went to the cinema?

This is fucking desperate.

And so is this

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attractions-g186299-Activities-c47-Southampton_Hampshire_England.html

Why do you keep comparing Southampton to Liverpool? Thatā€™s like me comparing Liverpool to London. Music shit. Nightlife shit. Eating out shit. History shit. Tourists attractions shit. Transport shit.

Who would go to Liverpool?

Next week Barry compares Blackpools casino to Las vegas(see if you can guess what he will say).

Edit: Blackpool is up north, so itā€™s bound to be better :lou_facepalm_2:

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Southampton is shit

Liverpool is shit

London is shit

The whole fucking country is shit.

It doesnā€™t matter how many fucking tourist sites a place has. If the people of a nation are shit their cities will be shit and that I am afraid is the problem with the UK.

Chain restaurants are shit

Tourism is shit

Football is fucking shit

Beer is shit

Tea is shit

Going for a walk in a park is shit

Ā£20k watches is shit

We are like the fucking orks and goblins in lord of the rings. We were once innocent beautiful elves but we were corrupted by our overlords who bred us into orks and goblins and sent us out to remote parts of the world to rape and pillage, destroy and plunder. And now all we do is rutt and watch TV and live off those spoils.

WHITELY VILLAGE IS SHIT

WEST QUAY IS SHIT

GUNWHARF QUAYS IS SHIT

ST MARYS STADIUM IS SHIT

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Londonā€™s shite for a night out as well, overpriced and the average Londoner lives in such known nightspots as Hounslow and Brent.

Keep your London, culture yes, history yes, restaurants no as theyā€™re overpriced and overbooked
Music? For what?
Transport? Really? Paid for by the North as well, the great people of Nelson just love a crossrailā€¦

Blackpool isnā€™t bad but its rough as fuck.
Las Vegas is ok spent 2 weeks there back when it was cheaper in 99, shite now as its overpriced.

Whiteley is one shit place, lets just build houses in a middle of a field and see what happens.

Whiteley is one shit place, lets just build houses in a middle of a field and see what happens.

Iā€™ll give you that one

Fuck off is it. Itā€™s a got a Moss Bros. A Dim Sum place and a place for your children to jump up flower pots like Mario, strapped in a harness. Itā€™s exactly the way I always dreames to spend the free time and money I get after a week of work.

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Ha Ha my sister lives and fucking hates the soulless shithole, full of people driving audiā€™s on hp and most of Hampshires bad credit resides there.
Snobs living in a shite place.

It occurs to me that the more people who hate Southampton and put it down move away, the better place it will be.

I donā€™t understand your point CB Saint?

I thought it was a well established fact, worldwide that the British are murderous, war mongering thieving cunts, Who worship neo liberal economic policy to the detriment of the majority of their people. Why would the departure of people who question that economic status quo lead to better conditions for the remainers?

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At least you went to Vegas more recently than you last went to Glastonbury Bazza. Still nearly 20 years ago though. And guess what? Itā€™s got more expensive! No shit!

I thought Vegas was cracking value a few years ago but thatā€™s by the by.

It would appear that since the last time you enjoyed anything (roughly 20 years ago) everything has become shite.

Just a wild guess Bazza but maybe itā€™s you?

Maybe itā€™s you that has become a grumpy middle aged cunt, doomed to nothing more than nights out in Curdridge or nights in whining to the family about how the whole world used to be fields?

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