⛺ Glastonbury 2019

Viagra couldn’t get a rise out of Bazza

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I wouldn’t venture up there, posh South Ender, Grassendale is where it is at.

How did you make the money for living there?

A reward? For grassing Dale?

Yes, he was from Nogzy and deserved it.

Well I am part of the West Derby Dawgs. We’re a festival only crew, but we represent.

Cheeky Miss Jackson - changing that poster about.

I’m not a fan of a lot of Ms Jackson’s work, but I do know it. It’s the sort of thing that happens through environmental osmosis. Will probably go and see. I know Ginge will.

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Just had to play some of her stuff to JLaw. He seems to have avoided her. I used to like some of her stuff. I may go if there isn’t anything better on.

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Thats just a flag for ket, gary’s and lemo.

Seatbelts are playing on the emerging talent stage. I’d add them to my list too.

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The eldest and her boyf are dropping out of Glasto 2019. The rationale for their collective decision is:-

  • Young Adult is looking to make £1300 chaperone bank, ferrying confused Chinese students around the capital. She will not make that bank that week if she goes to Glastonbury
  • Boyf #1 has exams three weeks later
  • They’re both counting their pennies, and although they have their ticket money stashed, it’s everything else they’re worried about.
  • YA #1 needs a new crown on a front tooth and is scared that her recently mended tooth will crack in half mid-festival, and she will go about Glasto looking like someone on Jeremy Kyle ( or her da’ :smiley: ).
  • They’re not impressed with the line up (@Barry-Sanchez - there’s your cue. Go! Go! Go!)

There’s no need to @ him!

Errr no thanks Pap mush. Just asked the wife and she said a no, we’ll enjoy it from the comfort of our home and attempt next year.

Why if he needs to shift the tickets he needs to shift the tickets.

Do you know how the ticketing system works?

Yes, why.

He can’t sell his ticket, Barry. All tickets have Photo ID on them. The most he can do is not pay the balance.

He might be able to sell his ticket to someone that looks exactly like him. I imagine identical twins could easily pull off your cunning ruse.

I was joking but also know people when its busy people don’t give a fuck and a slip of a note has worked a treat for years in all forms when a seemingly impossible position is encountered.