Hmm…
First thought is stick to the football - you are doing your best to fuck that up currently. But hey make an issue out of this and you have your oven ready excuse waiting to trot out
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Does he explain why he’s taking injured players?
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They probably pulled a hammy kneeling down all the time
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No, he avoids the subject of the actual football pretty much entirely.
This seems to be the feel good BS that gets trotted out before every football tournament we’ve taken part in since 1966.
Believe me I know, I’m old enough to remember these failures in splendid detail. At least I was old enough to remember our last success, I was taking driving lessons. It was a double success really, we won the World Cup and I passed first time.
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Not a great deal to disagree with here:
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Kenny G intensifies 
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Che Mac Adams
The new Jamie Vardy
Say what you like about Che Adams, but one thing he’s definitely not is a rat-faced little cunt.
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Two weeks with the Scots and he’s turned into a rat faced cunt??
Fair.
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What manner of shithousery is this
Exclusive: Gareth Southgate could start four full-backs in Euro 2021 opener with Luke Shaw at centre-back
Makes sense. It will give him free rein to fire in his trademark crosses from the, er, middle-hand side.
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Maguire is injured, Mings is shit, Coady usually plays in a back three so we are down to playing Shaw at centre back. Everything seems fine.
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BLUE LABEL!
FFS!
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Blue Lable? Pfft! That’s nothing. Stuart Armstrong branded Irn Bru - pure class that hen!
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BA flight to Dubai from LHR.
Daytime.
Upgraded to 1st.
Ham & Pea Soup, Pheasant, fine wines, dessert, Port & Stilton.
Coffee.
“Would Sir like a Cognac with that?”
Um not really a fan. Do you have a nice Single Malt?
“Not today Sir, but I could open a bottle of Blue Label just for you”
Oh if you insist.
Later starting descent- tell me you dont pour the left overs down the sink?
“Oh no Sir. Did you like the Blue Label?”
Oh yes.
“Well Sir we do have a special promotion on our Duty Free BA Pewter Hip Flasks today £7 each. 2 ought to do it”
2?
“Well yes, then I can throw the empty bottle away”
Take my money.
I couldnt resist checking the price in Dubai Duty Free - £100 a bottle.
For an upgrade.
Loved BA back in the day
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Blue Label? No age statement blend… 43% (low for £130+), Coloured with E150, chill filtered… the old musty sherry influence diminishes quite quickly and becomes bit chemically, starchy… well over priced,…sorry. You can get much better single malts for £40. Its about the brand not the content. Marketing led.
MoT The Whisky Wanker
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Yeah.
But for £14 for a bottle. It hit the spot.
Never bought any & only ever time I had some was in the BA Concorde Lounge at Heathrow before another upgrade
