Youāve fallen for our cunning plan. 
We didnāt want to win this one. Our powder remains dry for the next poll, when the prevailing economic winds are fairer. Then we shall pounce like feral cats and Hampshire will be our playground both literally and metaphorically. 
Well played Sir, Julian Lewis can ask no questions again in the house although he must be a senior member (or just a member) by now.
Apparently a new record, in terms of number of votes cast and resulting seats. 
I see Rupert Lowe, once of this parish, elected as Reform MP for Great Yarmouth, a place he lives about 240 miles away from. I wonder if heāll be a better MP than he was a chairman of a football club.
I wonder if heāll be a better MP than he was a chairman of a football club.
I wonder if he will be a better MP than a care home manager?
Iām obviously bored as Iāve ended up going down a google inspired Rupert Lowe rabbit hole. His wiki page says he was appointed director of 2 companies since 2017, both have subsequently gone tits up owing millions, despite taking shed loads of furlough, and one of them, Digme Fitness lists none other than Mrs Rishi Sunak as a fellow director of the failed company!
Well, itās all over but hereās a little light entertainmentā¦
If someone says this is not true, they will most likely be a fat, wealthy, millionaire cunt.
So we all appreciate the democratic challenges with FPTP, pros and cons etcā¦ BUT we DID have a referendum on the matter back in 2011ā¦ sure the question was debatable and sure many did not really understand the issue with STVgiven the literature was not greatā¦ but such is the democratic nature of a referendumā¦ I am hoping everyone in parliament and media will remind Farage of this if he opens his fucking gob about the how unfair it is if he only has 5 MPs and how this must change? Or would he not appreciate the irony if he were to want to change the will of the people over this matter?
Sadly he is the kind of utter cunt who would brass neck it out and be admired by Brexiteers for doing soā¦
Fucking Labour. Got sun burnt today even though it was raining
They canāt even do shit summer days properly
ā¦ and the fact that itās raining, in July. That would never have happened under the tories. 
I see Suella is on manoeuvres and wasting no time sticking boot in
Well it could be worse - we could have had the French result.
The hard left (including the communists) have got over the line in first place - one of their batshit ideas is to reduce the retirement age to 60 - I guess a good few of them are in their late 50ās early 60s
If they last more than a week those core policies are in real trouble as their debt levels are already shaking their Euro membership rules.
This story has a long way to run they need Macron in a coalition to govern
Meanwhile a little retrospective on good old man of the people Nigeā¦
āLiz Truss in human formā
Lolz
That could be amusing
Kier first week in power and he losing half his majority as they declare the affected results void and ban reform
Ooh I sense a good conspiracy theory there!
If it were true, no need to change anything as to do so would be undemocratic. The fact that in some places folks would rather vote for a fictional made up Reform candidate tells us clearly their intention NOT to vote for Conservative where they couldā¦ Remember we dont do STV here 
Scottish TV in sotonians Rab C Nesbit is about as far as we go