Iām level 76 now, great runes Iām finding out become obsolete when you die so you have to use rune arcs all the time which is a real pain, Iāll fucked them off until I struggle with something, great game but Iāll repeat Iād struggle without using the internet for advice on this.
I am also mucking about with a new controller I have on old games. It has auto-fire.
I have made a small video of my autofire enhanced athletic exploits.
I think Iāve used the 'net a few times, and yeah, I think that weāve probably both committed sacrilege by doing that (the artistic vision is that you discover everything yourself) but fuck that - games are there to be broken, especially if theyāre out to break you.
This isnāt Hello Kitty Island Adventure Bazza. We need all the help we can get.
True.
I have felled my second great enemy. Optional boss.
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Iām on Radhan, only tried him once but nearly beat him, heās been nerfed though as apparently he was brutal before, the crucible knights on a lower level are still the hardest Iāve found, theyāre fucking crazy, oh some mingy dragon in caelid with its breath was a twat.
Try the dragon in the lake in Limgrave. I was able to do it tonight - just stay on horseback and range the bastard. Itās another Great Enemy.
I have just got into the Glintstone Academy and while it looks pretty beautiful, its denizens are not friendly like Hogwarts pupils. They wear horrible masks and try to kill you on sight. So far, theyāve succeeded.
Goldrick the Grafted has been blasted. Fuck, itās almost 2am and I have work in the morning 
The new Nintendo Switch Sports game came out this weekend. Elden Ring has given way to virtual bowling arm injury.
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Why have you given up on a proper game for a button smasher?
Amatuer.
Quoting for posterity, once again.
- The game uses motion controls. Button smashing is not required or helpful.
- I wouldnāt normally be a spelling Nazi but yours is āamatuerā hour.
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Typo son, button mashing, maybe youāre not up to the task of finishing Elden Ring? Stick with the plumber and bowling or whatever they do on kids systemsā¦
Are you on some sort of quest to make yourself look as clueless as possible across all topics?
The typo isnāt important. You donāt mash. You donāt smash.
itās motion control
Not going to take gaming nous from someone that the Wii passed by.
Pap, you donāt half bite over a kids console.
Had the Wii, the children loved it.
Second best selling console of all time.
I actually think itās more amusing that youāre deriving some degree of machismo and/or adulthood from your subtle attempts to goad me.
Baz down the bar.
Alright ladies. Iāve got a PS5. Suck my cock.
That may work in Canny Farm Pap but having a PS5 doesnāt carry weight in Cressington.
Everyone big into the second most powerful console with the highest cost of ownership then?
True all kids around the globe loved them, it was a big seller. People grow out of shite cute graphics and fat plumbers that look like Ron Jeremy.
Sony rubs its hands with glee at the 70 pound a pop punters whoāll pay premium prices ahead of becoming a niche platform without COD
I have the switch, its crap or the games are crap, Iāll buy the game for the kids, its a Japanese console for the Japanese market, the PS5 is a Japanese console for the World market.
What was the biggest selling console by the way?