šŸ“½ Films I have seen

Is that you pap? You fucking scallywag.

I feel ashamed. Ive played a small part in ruining the film thread (Gav is mainly to blame)

I concur. If by mainly you mean around 25%.

Let’s get ourselves to bed where we can do no harm, Gav.

ok :lou_sad:

Dune really is a fvcking mess.
It is the Tory Government version of what it could have been.
Complete hours of backstory ignored makes it unfathomable

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen.
Is completely shit but shows up what Dune could have been IF they had kept to a storyline.
Nah bollox.
It had Megan Fox running about a lot and everything ok her not seen bewbs going boing in a vest.
So yeah. Totally non PC but made an old man very happy

There is only one decent Transformers movie.

It’s called Bumblebee.

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Ahem.

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Totally agree.
Just doesn’t have

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A smoking hot motorbike in it…

Transformers : The Movie (that had all the kids of the 1980s asking for new toys as a good deal of the old ones had been killed off).

Would like to see a Hot Rod movie in the Bumblebee vein.

You can watch porn for that.

And more.

Keep it out of my robot movies please.

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I’m watching Clone Wars Season 5 and I’ve almost skipped some episodes as they have Jar Jar fucking Binks in them… and no the depiction of Anakin isn’t that sympathetic, they have him as a jealous hot head still…

When does the clone wars get good? The film was dull and the series isn’t much better yet. I’m near the end of series 1.

If you’re expecting Game of Thrones I think you’re going to be disappointed. This is after all, a show aimed at children, much like the films were aimed at children.

I think the first season had some great self-contained Star Wars stories, far more in the spirit of the originals. It’s a formula that has been lifted for the live action Mandalorian show.

A lot of the three-episode shows could easily be adapted into kick-ass Star Wars films, and I think that basically all the characters are handled better.

I also like the fact that everyone knows Jar Jar is a fucking joke. Just watched an episode where Padme’s ship gets destroyed and she asks Threepio if it was droids. It wasn’t.

Her next guess was Jar Jar.

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So, I’ve just finished the whole of the Clone Wars, season 6 was good but season 7 was excellent.

Given what is about to happen with Star Wars Rebels, which was recorded before S7 of the Clone Wars, you can see why they made S7 5 years after the end of S6.

I’m quite pumped for watching Rebels now, although I understand (from my son) that that too is a slow burner.

It’s already better than game of thrones.

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Film we haven’t seen.
But still SHOCKING EARTH SHAKING EPOCH CHANGING NEWS.
James Bond has a 5 year old Daughter.

In the new movie

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How dare they. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

HOW DARE THEY!!! :rage:

Daughter? A DAUGHTER?? :angry:How DARE they genderise a five year old in such a mediaeval fashion? :rage:

I, for one, will not be attending this unwoke atrocity.

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