šŸ“½ Films I have seen

A family film for a Saturday evening?

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Um.

No.

SISU

(Not the Coventry takeover saga. One man against 40 odd Nazis and all that a minefield can provide for their dismemberment)

There is humour in there but you have to look very hard :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::exploding_head::bomb::axe:

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Looks like fun!! :wink::joy:

My best mate has recommended that I see this.

My short review is:

Machete meets Scandi Noir, glorious bloody carnage ensues. Fun for all the family :sunglasses:

Amazon to rent.
Jules.

What a wonderful little film.
A caring look at old age in small town America when an Alien spaceship crashes in Milton’s garden.

A budget of $100 and wonderful actors. Ben Kingsley is superb and the alien so simple yet so clever

Whimsical, sweet, caring

Close Encounters of the lonely kind

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Not on prime video uk apparently

Oh DM for link

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Tar! :+1:

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Watched Sisu today. Very silly and plenty of carnage as you rightly suggested. :+1::axe::boom:

A million miles away

Second little gem in a row

The true story of the son of a Mexican Migrant Farm Worker in the states who told his teacher he wanted to be an Astronaut
Michael Pena plays Jose Hernandez

Amazon Prime

Robert Macall is back.
The Equalizer 3.
Denzil.
This is a formulaic thriller that when i read the synopsis seemed to make no sense.
Watching it made no great sense until it all wraps together.

This is brutal violence at the beginning and end sandwiching a cliched story set in all our next dream holiday destination

And it is great.
It’s not winning any Oscars but it really is an Equalizer movie and it’s (almost) worth paying to watch.

Nonsense as always.
But with a heart which makes these so watchable

I dont do gaming
Im a Netflix level F1 fan.
You could say it’s a documentary drama as it’s based on a true story

Gran Turismo was way off my radar.

It is a little GEM of a movie.

No spoilers. I loved it.

David Harbour utterly owns the film and makes it workk he is superb and Orlando Bloom isn’t bad.
They even dragged Gerri Halliwell Horner in.

Did i mention?
Superb little film/story

Expend4bles

The return of the 70 year old’s franchise.
It gets 4.2 on IMDB which is generous because it is absolute shit.

But

It’s an Expendables Movie, they are all shit and yet we watch them - not at a Great Escape level but we watch 300+ baddies get Matt Hancock’d at a Covid enquiry and we don’t hate them.

It’s shit

It entertained me

(When my choice was Polish Love Island, Polish Warsaw Shore, Polish The Voice, 1999 episodes of NCIS…

We don’t have an IMax here in Krakow.
And I’m broke
So had to wait for my alternative streamer to host Oppenheimer.

It is worth the 3 hours of bandwidth

Well.
This must be a great film if the French hate it…

# Ridley Scott Tells Off French Critics Who Dislike ā€˜Napoleon’: ā€˜The French Don’t Even Like Themselves’

The Killer.
Netflix & Cinema.

An excellent adaptation of a graphic novel. A different feel/vibe to these types of films.
Almost deadpan, black comedy at times.

Gotta be a franchise

Just watching this now, just my type of film, the missus zoned out after about 2 minutes :sweat_smile:

I’ve been on something of an 80s trip recently. I keep searching for things on YouTube, find out that YouTube actually has the film and end up buying it.

One I didn’t have to buy is the gloriously awful No Retreat No Surrender, which is so wonderfully shit that it’s available in full with no copyright holders striking it down. Apart from Jean Claude Van Damme’s exertions, everything about this film is third rate or worse. The characters are so offensively written it borders on hilarious. Case in point RJ, which was obviously the film writers’ idea of what an African American teenager would look, speak and act live. Despite being completely shit, it has my full recommendation. You’ll laugh at the film rather than with it.

Moving slightly up the quality stakes, I also watched The Wraith, the Charlie Sheen teen film where he plays the titular character. I watched this a few years ago and didn’t think it held up much, but out of all the films in this list, I think it could get remade easily for today’s market. It’s a valiant effort involving a lot of cars and heart, but it’s only got about four people in it that can act. Otherwise, I gave this one a better internal rating this time around.

Finally, for now, I’ll mention Better Off Dead, a John Cusack teen movie that would almost never get made today, despite slavishly following the structure of a typical teen film. What makes it a bit different is that our lead character contemplates suicide for humourous effect. What’s cool about this film is that it paints in a lot of its own unique details, featuring some memorable characters and situations. There are good running gags, such as Cusack’s mother being the worst cook in the world, his silent brother being a secret genius or the two Japanese lads who try to race him throughout. It’ll rarely have you laughing out loud and you’ll win no prizes for guessing the plot. But it will charm you.

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