Fantasy Tory Leadership Game

Reckon Teresa’s going to grab his balls, twist and stare him in the eyes whilst telling him to sort the crap out that he has caused!

When that’s done she’ll give it as a sinecure to someone else.

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Prince Charles@ Charles_HRH 7m7 minutes ago

The Department for Work and Pensions has overruled his sacking, and declared Jeremy Hunt ‘fit for work’. Idiots. # reshuffle

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Anyone else notice that all the women that are getting into the cabinet are blonde and that the dark haired one, Theresa Villiers, has been moved aside??

HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 2m2 minutes ago

Teachers are REALLY happy that Nicky Morgan has been sacked as Education Secretary http://huff.to/2a0lbQW

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There is always some ego fuelled idiot who will see it as an opportunity to make their mark though.

Loved the hospital pass gag!!! :lou_sunglasses:

Gotta say I’m very happy about this re-shuffle so far…hoping it’s indicating a move towards the centre.

Jon the rascal@ giftedrascal 4h4 hours ago

“Where has fucking Rhodesia gone?”

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HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 22s23 seconds ago

HIRED: Chris Grayling has been appointed transport secretary http://huff.to/2acsqBD

HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 2m2 minutes ago

HIRED: Damian Green has been appointed work and pensions secretary http://huff.to/2acuNEk

Leadsome is Environment Secretary

HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 43s43 seconds ago

HIRED: Sajid Javid appointed communities secretary http://huff.to/2acuNEk

HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 7m7 minutes ago

HIRED: Karen Bradley is Culture, Media and Sport Secretary # CabinetReshuffle http://goo.gl/GdZMWf

Another blonde, is May dark hairist??

HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 6m6 minutes ago

NON-MOVER: Alun Cairns stays as Wales Secretary # CabinetReshuffle http://goo.gl/GdZMWf

Christ on a bike! Have you done a headcount of hair colour (if any) of the blokes?

Yeah, they’re mostly dark or bald or gray, the only blonde is Boris!!!

May herself is Blonde and the 2 ladies that lost their positions were dark haired, there’s certainly some colour wars going on here, the truth will out itself :lou_surprised:

Johnson, Fox and Hunt. I think she has dropped a bollock with those three.

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Prince Charles@ Charles_HRH 15s16 seconds ago

Boris Johnson’s first task is to write letters of apology to every Head of State he’s insulted, which should keep him busy until Christmas.

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http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/13/theresa-mays-husband-steals-the-show-in-sexy-navy-suit-as-he-starts-new-life-as-first-man-6005294/

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Aye. Johnson as Foreign Minister is fucking insane unless they plan to just send him on charm offensives, and we’ve seen enough evidence to suggest that he’s a royal prick when the mask slips, so even that may fail.

Hunt is just a giant fuck you to the medical profession, indicative of her plans for the NHS.

Note this “free at the point of use” phrase the fuckers are using, instead of merely “free”.

“Pay later” is coming.

And Fox is a smarmy git who should probably be in prison rather than still in Parliament.