Fantasy Tory Leadership Game

Originally posted by @BTripz

Originally posted by @Sadoldgit

I might have misheard the radio but Hunt might be getting another job in cabinet! :lou_facepalm_2:

Theresa’s fulffer?

Think you “fulffed” that up sir.

Probably the excitement of the thought :lou_sunglasses:

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HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 2m2 minutes ago

HIRED: Justine Greening is the new Education Secretary # CabinetReshuffle http://goo.gl/GdZMWf

Thanks @KRG twiiter feed

Carl Maxim@ carlmaxim

Jeremy Hunt has been sacked. He tried to negotiate but the decision was imposed upon him from above.

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Perhaps that is the female equivalent?

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Rumour circulating that Hunt is going to stay at health!

Oh noes :slight_frown:

It’s the hope that kills you :lou_smiley:

Interest rates held despite massive rumours they would be cut.

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HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 21s22 seconds ago

Michael Gove: From hero to zero in three weeks http://goo.gl/3F87FN

The financial markets are having a belting time making predictions lately - maybe they need to review what they are paying the analysts for.

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work bros are saying Boris is sorting out visa-free immigration agreement between UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

Dunno if true, but would be pretty sweet. I would much sooner go live those places than anywhere in EU.

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HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 1m1 minute ago

HIRED: Patrick McLoughlin is new Tory Party Chairman http://goo.gl/GdZMWf

edgarwright@ edgarwright 5h5 hours ago

Officially now the best Twitter bio: “I am a UK Glamour model, not the Prime Minister”. @ RealTeresaMay

BTW be careful if you visit @RealTeresaMay some of the content is NSFW

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It’s a secret plan to re-invade the colonies, Bear, especially America.

Trump or Hillary, in future:-

“Hello Eng-er-land. We’ve noticed 40 million people have moved to the Canadian border and seem to be driving tanks instead of cars.”

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HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 56s57 seconds ago

SACKED: Theresa Villiers sacked as Northern Ireland Sec, and turned down junior role http://goo.gl/GdZMWf

BREAKINGConfirmed: Jeremy Hunt stays as health secretary

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Fuck me it must be like when there are redundancies at work, all queuing outside the boss’s office wondering what’s going to happen.

“Well Bob you’re Lead DBA role is being made redundant but we can slot you in to a Junior DBA role or you can take voluntary redundancy at vastly reduced rates…”

HuffPostUK Politics@ HuffPostUKPol 1m1 minute ago

OOPS! Jeremy Hunt is STAYING as Health Secretary, despite rumours he was axed http://goo.gl/GdZMWf

Probably a bigger shock than Boris getting the Foreign job. Why would you keep this twat in a job that he has so clearly fucked up in?

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Who the fuck is going to take that brief with several thousand mardy junior doctors to placate? Talk about a hospital pass.

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