šŸŽ¶ Eurovision 2019 Matchday & Pickling Thread

How can Netherlands be one of the favourites, I can’t even see his tits?

Like a more shit Chris Martin. Cuntplay.

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Because of the way he rips into your sole when he looks at camera

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Mrs MOT just asked why I have pissed myself… I have blamed the drink

Yeah, but we’d still all sing along when t hey play that at their guest spot at Glasto

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Yeah, cause I’ve always enjoyed sucking on a firm pair of ā€œlooks at cameraā€.

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That didn’t go so well.

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Fuck, Greece have gone for Vic Reeves club singer

Sounds like she’s got a throat full of man batter.

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I like it.

We know.

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What ? a throat full of man batter?

Cunt, too quick

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Cause that’s going to help us shed Sotonians’ reputation for unbridled antisemitism.

:lou_facepalm_2:

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The song you fucktards.

Problem solved. Don’t tweet and drink

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Israel entry lost 50kg during his University days.

Is it wrong to…? the presenter in the pink dress with smallish buds… is rather appealing to me

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you guys need to reign your testosterone in otherwise this thread is going to be first victim of @Intiniki’s new powers…

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Fuck… me… Israel…

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Well that’s where Goat’s proxied ā€œBest Titsā€ vote is going at the moment.

50kg or moob disappearing is going to leave its mark.

Surprised he’s not tripping over them.