No wait! Come back!
Look, for the 1st time in 25.5 years I have to watch the bloody thing.
On Terrestial Telly no less.
Mrs P_F has never heard the phrase Why Unami Nul Pwoint. I’ve opened a drinkable bottle of £2.50 Bordeaux and…
Yep, I’m gonna be reporting on Poland,'s answer to Sir Terry Norton or whatever.
Unlike Watford who stupidly took the FA Cup seriously & got but fvcked on live global TV, Poland decided to select some badly dressed losers who got knocked out by that bastion of EU loyalty, Australia.
So buckle up, let me know Norton’s best quips and let’s take the piss out of Nigel Farage’s favourite TV show
I mean, this was the absolute gem from Polski.
See what I have to put up with?
Maybe a poll @BTripz?
When the event used to be held in Europe I watched the voting half of the event simply in the hope that the UK entry would get fuck all. It was hilarious to see my wife’s dream of another Boom Banga Bang triumph dashed on the rocks of rigged voting. I love that bit…I 've never heard any of the singing since Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson won with “Sing Little Birdy” in 1959.
now its based on which former eastern bloc countries hate each other less this year so the scoring even more politicised than 30 years ago… the Germans could resurrect the rotting corpse of John Lennon, and get him to pen a tune with Bob Dylan an Neil Young and would still never win…
Tell yoou what, I am now intrigued, especially with Glasto coming up soon.
No, not the music, I need to know what fvcking Meds they’ve fed the audience. Damn I need some of whatever it is.
Can’t wait to see another Hot 60 year old perform - WTF happened to Madonna’s career for her to take a gig like this?
Denmark… something strongly sort of likeable about it… but it may just be that she is quite cute, bits suspect I am not her type, and not because I am a fat old 49 year old ugly fucker…