🎶 Eurovision 2019 Matchday & Pickling Thread

:shushing_face:

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He’s coming :thinking:

Like all the newby mods, we’ve given her the nightshift.

Like a bunch of pissed Cinderellas we need to be home by midnight.

Is blatent sexist breast speak no longer acceptable then?

Christ. I need more gin.

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Well I’m only commenting about male breasts, so I’m OK.

I think.

If Norway had stuck with just the blonde bloke singer they’d have had a decent tune, the deep voiced bloke sounds like me singing at Raw Hide at karaoke

But Mrs P_F thinks it’s the catchiest tune of the night so far

And MOT, I bagged the presenters at the beginning of the thread, just like ABBA can’t choose between the Blonde or the Brunette so may have to settle for a clip round the ear from Intiki & a black eye from the boss

Nil point.

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Fvck me I can get closer to a note than he can

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They’ve turned autotune off for the UK bloke

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Skinny jeans and fat bloke, never a good look… so glad a 90s flare is coming back in…

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Typical X Factor entry

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Are there any words other than Bigger. Than Us in the song?

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HIs arse?

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littlebritaindaffyd2

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too much… just pissed myself

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Ever considered Diapers?

I can’t believe I sat down to watch that

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Think San Marino are safe in penultimate spot

It never has been.

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