:covid_19: 😷 šŸ„ Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ā“

Typical motorsport…
The rules said a ventilator, they ignore the rules and produce something even better, no doubt disguised as a ventilator to get past scrutineers.
Now we just wait for cycling to deliver a vaccine.

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There should be more of this - engineers from different fields looking at problems - they have no preconceived thinking and are not afraid to ask the obvious questions

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Tis true - they clearly started with a blank piece of paper and asked whether a ventilator was actually required.
We have this level of expertise in the UK, yet we also discover that it’s not possible to deliver boxes of masks from one location to another.
The lack of quality at the top of some organisations is staggering.

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We have talented problem solvers… but are shit at converting ideas into commercial reality… we have struggled to get modern manufacturing practices on a large scale introduced and maintained due to costs…

It is not at all amusing that Cummings is now part of the herd. Nope, not at all.
Good job he didn’t panic & get filmed running out of #10 when BoJo went down.

How sweet that for once somebody actually gets to experience Government policy 1st hand

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Agreed, and that is something we’re going to look at moving forward,

It was a necessary move anyway after Brexit, but the thing about coronavirus is that it’s changing the question.

It’s no longer ā€œwhere can we get stuff made?ā€.

It’s now ā€œcan we make stuff?ā€, and it’s long overdue.

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The entire nature of Finance needed to change. Fast buck deals versus investment.
British Engineering companies have had problems getting things into Production since I left college.
Easier to be a hedge fund & burn things down than an investor & build them up.

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Seen that Joe Wicks is donating all his ad revenue from his youtube workouts to NHS, so I have decided to put them on whilst I go out to the shops.

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I didn’t know whether to put this here or in the ā€œlaughā€ thread…

We have just been told offshore that even if our back to backs get to Labuan, we will only be allowed to get off and stay in Labuan and not be allowed to travel home. Will have to stay in Labuan hotel at company expense for a month, then come back offshore for another month. That is after already having a week added to my rotation. So looking at possibly, if travel is allowed getting back to Philippines to see wife and kids mid June at earliest.

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That’s exactly why and how I do what I do. The latest client I’m working with on a Ā£1.4m investment was right at the point of contract signing … easy job for you Chris, just get the project installed. Wait up a minute, unless I’ve misunderstood the process you explained to me, this piece of kit is in the wrong place. Oh yeah, how did we miss that … cos you were in solution mode from the start rather than working out exactly what you wanted and what you wanted to achieve. Doh. Needless to say, we’re now back on track with the right solution, at lower cost. If it was easy, everyone would be doing it.

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There is the start of logic to that.
Some (untrialed) evidence that catching the virus in a small initial amount eg after 2 days on a surface vs a cough in the face means the body has less initial bugs to fight & can ramp up the immune defence with less trauma.
Could be in a few weeks we all get sent 1 bug to sniff & get a milder dose.

None of us will be doing much until we are immune let’s face it. Maybe a way forward but lots of testing to be done!

That’s shit. Stay strong/drunk PS.

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I heard he’s also developing an anti-gonorrhea device…don’t ask where he put those magnets . :lou_facepalm_2:

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My Media Marshal buddy from Dubai & Paris Ryder Cup FINALLY made it home to Hamburg from Miami today.
29 hours, 4 flights Miami-Newark-Toronto-Geneva-Hamburg.
After 5 cancellations & 2 hotel closures.
Very lucky as so many are still stuck.
Straight in to 2 weeks Quarantine. Nothing in his apartment except a very stale pint of milk!

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Thread.

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It lost me the moment I saw alistair cunting campbell on it. :rage:

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