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The Ayatollah got in there, book a slot for the eighth- but the time she finished fannying about - she lost the slot and got the 10th

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Don’t know it. What is it?

:lou_facepalm_2:

Polish Police checking those in Quarantine
(Hope the link works)

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An APA - 6.0% so probably not your bag

We’re vulnerable so we get first dibs. :lou_lol:

Possibly Sperma.

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You’re quite right. @saintbletch likes far stronger beers than mere six-percenters. The only problem is that he’s then unable to quaff anything more than a thimbleful before he crumples.

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Tonight’s tipple.

6.3%?

That’s almost like posh cunts’ Special Brew.

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Oh, my days…

Oh, you’re dazed.

I read that as 6.8%. Even more like posh cunts’ Special Brew then.

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6.8% if you don’t mind.

Fuck off. I’m blind. Ish.

But I concur.

I predict a disappointing night for Mrs Bletch.

Microbrewer’s droop.

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Imagine my disappointment - I only bought it because I assumed I could use it as hand-sanitiser.

Fucked if I’m actually going to drink that.

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Oh my God. It gets worse. Police Brutality surely.
Stay in or we do this dance…

Oops wrong thread, HIV. Mods help!

Or maybe the right one cvnts

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Special Brew was 9%. I believe they reduced the abv because of new guidelines saying that no single drink should exceed the daily limit for men (4 units.)

For a couple of years, Red Stripe sold a direct rival to spesh, called Crucial Brew. That one packed an abv of 11%, I only tried it once.