The Ayatollah got in there, book a slot for the eighth- but the time she finished fannying about - she lost the slot and got the 10th
Donât know it. What is it?

Polish Police checking those in Quarantine
(Hope the link works)
An APA - 6.0% so probably not your bag
Weâre vulnerable so we get first dibs. 
Youâre quite right. @saintbletch likes far stronger beers than mere six-percenters. The only problem is that heâs then unable to quaff anything more than a thimbleful before he crumples.
6.3%?
Thatâs almost like posh cuntsâ Special Brew.
Oh, my daysâŠ
Oh, youâre dazed.
I read that as 6.8%. Even more like posh cuntsâ Special Brew then.
6.8% if you donât mind.
Fuck off. Iâm blind. Ish.
But I concur.
I predict a disappointing night for Mrs Bletch.
Microbrewerâs droop.
Imagine my disappointment - I only bought it because I assumed I could use it as hand-sanitiser.
Fucked if Iâm actually going to drink that.
Oops wrong thread, HIV. Mods help!
Or maybe the right one cvnts
Special Brew was 9%. I believe they reduced the abv because of new guidelines saying that no single drink should exceed the daily limit for men (4 units.)
For a couple of years, Red Stripe sold a direct rival to spesh, called Crucial Brew. That one packed an abv of 11%, I only tried it once.




