:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

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Some people are wanting to have their cats rehomed because they fear they will catch coroanvirus from them.

The World Health Organisation says there’s no evidence our furry pals can be infected by Covid-19.

But one charity in Stoke-on-Trent says it has received several calls from owners worrying their pets will make them sick.

“Mostly, it’s people who haven’t got access to the right information online - it’s a nightmare,” says Claire Jones, from Iris’s Cats In Need.

So to be clear - you won’t get sick from you cat and in fact, having them around will probably make you feel a lot calmer in these uncertain times and give you companionship during isolation.

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Yes this has affected me already… I am now 3 weeks overdue my usual mane control.
I stated on another thread… that i a in danger of looking like a 70s rocker who has forgotten that long hair on the over 45s (I am but 50) are you look like a twat… when I am normally ridiculously cool for my age…

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I will continue in my unpaid role as Mr Tigger’s hairdresser, my own locks will just get longer

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Same fucking plan as always, mate.

Nothing.

Years of voluntary self isolation never bothering a barber. In hindsight, I feel like I’ve been preparing for this moment for years.

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Had a shave this morning as I have to go out and get my wife’s meds…

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The Great British Public!

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My hair is generally a fucking mess 6 weeks after a cut. It has been 5.5 weeks since the last cut. I am expecting to get so desperate, i will let the Duchess cut it and then get annoyed at how shite it is that i end up shaving the lot off.

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Roger was always a bit of egotistical dick though… just saying like :wink:

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Holy shit

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Queues round the block outside gun shops, followed two weeks later by millions being laid off and running out of money. What could possibly go wrong!

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I got slightly excited reading this, then realised it’s only non-league level

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My name’s not Roger.

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I am sure you are much more handsome

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Self-employed announcement being made now. 80% of monthly profits up to £2500.

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So effectively the same as PAYE

Good luck trying to get your hands on it - there is still no info about how HMRC are going to hand over the cash for furloughed PAYE staff

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:+1::+1::+1::+1::+1:

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, but in other news, Government continues to behave like dickheads…

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They’re fucked.