Working your passage.
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Sit at the edge of the Antarctica ice shelf & wait for it to break off.
Simples
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so if anyone was wondering why India are fucked - 9m people from all over the country attended a festival last month - mostly getting there on public transport
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I wonder how many British tourists were thereā¦must have been great fun visiting their families for the last time. 
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Meh. A few prayers and theyāll all be fine.
Relying on peopleās personal responsibility, might work for 20% of the populationā¦
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Shall we start a book on the date of the next lockdown?
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Iām going for Octoberā¦
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What date? Iām going for it being announced on Thursday 13th and imposed on Monday 18th - to allow people to spend the weekend beforehand traveling āhomeā on public transport and spreading the virus even moreā¦
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What the holy hell is this fuckwittery all about?
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I wish we could go back in time and embrace the freedoms afforded to our 14th century ancestors.
Oh how they loved their festering buboes, the vomiting, fevers and agues of infected lymph nodes before the community collections at the end of the week.
āBring Out Your Dead!!ā
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This is a particularly senseless protest. Freeing up the patents will make f#ck all difference. You need dedicated high-spec plant, starting materials that are hard to make and in great demand and highly experienced technicians & engineers (and there arenāt many of them) to make the vaccines. Just look at how long that plant in the Netherlands has taken to learn the process.
Typical of a history don to have no understanding of the science.
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One of the āsafeā holiday options has had 100+ missiles lobbed at it by Hamas.
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We should make it into the green zone by end of June
1st booking from Malta today for then
Useful info - I spent 10 days in Krakow back in 2013/14 (canāt remember exactly which); I thought Poland was a wonderful place, and can highly recommend a trip there. More huge churches than you can poke a stick at, and if you do go, make several trips to the Jewish quarter - food there is great.
If you have a guide to take you everywhere all the better (as long as he doesnāt charge too much).
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Luckily, he charges at local rates not UK rates.
Mrs P_F is off with BFF tomorrow to go hiking through the flowering Saffron fields down in the mountains.
When I grumbled about not being invited she pointed out they needed to walk 5kms each way, and climb from 900m to 1600m.
That aināt happening without an oxygen tank tbh
Letās see how independent that is shall we?