Fuck⊠its happeningâŠ
Did your big brother tell you that?
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Full Partridge
You still havenât answered the question!
Pap and the Sotonians humour generation committee meet for to try and solve poor standard of 1984 gags
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That is uncannily accurate 
Trailer Park Boys are awesome in the early seasons. Can I be Bubbles? You can be Ricky.
I bet youâve never actually seen the show and just Googleâd trailer park boys.
Fucking peasant 
I am a big fanâŠbigger than you! also being a Rush fan, the episode where they kidnap Alex life son is a classic
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I just love the fact they commit to the little stuff. Every damn episode theyâve run out of beer money, Julian still manages to have a rum and coke in hand.
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Absolutely love Trailer Park Boys. One of the few series to make me spit beer. Mrs C_S hated it with a vengeance though - luckily we have more than one TV so our marriage remains intact 
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Bletch would be Lahey and Btripz would be Randy.
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But Boris Johnson in October promised that âour national health service will never be on the tableâ.
Trade Minister Greg Hands said: âWe do not see the need for this amendment, as protecting the NHS is already a top priority in negotiations.ââWe have all witnessed the heroic efforts of the NHS through the Covid-19 pandemic, and we are immensely grateful for all that it has accomplished.
âThe idea that we would now seek to sell off the NHS to foreign corporations is, frankly, offensive and absurd.
âThe NHS is not on the table. The NHS is not and never will be for sale.â
He said the claim was ânot just wordsâ and pointed to rolled-over EU trade deals, which he said had not restricted the NHS.
Are you soft in the head? Do you not believe what they are saying? Itâs not like theyâve got a history for saying one thing and doing another?
sarcastic-winky-emoji thingy
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What Boris means is ânot all of the NHSâ.
At once.
In the meantime, theyâve been flogging off bits of it at a rate of knots, from your car parking to your catering to your cancer units.
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Youâre going all angry again guys. Put a thumb up and listen to Rory.
He gets it and says it so well.
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I have a mate in Kensington who says they (not him btw) have carried on having their dinner parties all the way through out this. They are probably also the same people keeping the private jet companies going.
If you are rich you can get around this all. And a few thousand fine or even 10k fine isnât a massive hindrance is it?
Make them go work as a key worker unpaid for a bit. Maybe a hospital porter/cleaner or something in the funeral sector.
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Just heard belatedly my cousin was admitted to hospital in Chichester last Sunday for a recurring heart problem. She had a heart bypass a coupe of years ago at the age of 82 and now on top of it has just tested positive for Covid.
Sheâs pretty pissed and not a little scared. I phoned her this afternoon and not unexpectedly sounded a little frail. She said she has a slight cough but didnât feel too bad. She had a jab 10 days ago so weâre hoping she wonât be too badly affected.
Time will tell. 
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Mate of mine has got it - 44 yrs old and fit as a fiddle - absolutely crook
Got it last week, went down hill Thursday and hasnât been able to eat or get out of bed since
Headache so bad that his missus has had to move out of the bedroom and itâs a devils own job to get water into him
The most he has managed to do in three days is have a shower
Not to put too fine a point on it but dehydration is a killer as Iâm sure you know. If nothing else he has to keep drinking water.
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Yeah, his missus is putting up a good fight with him
Really worrying and quite frankly really scary
It is getting too close for comfort
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