:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

[gavstar]

Nicked from facebook

[scotty]

Wear a fucking mask!!

[CB-Saint]

• Long Covid sufferers are [constantly smelling fish, sulphur and burnt toast according to the doctor who identified the “strange symptom”.

The whole of the septic Isle will be claiming they have it

[pap]

@BTripz - can we get all confirmed contractors of the disease a Plague Rat badge please?

So far, I believe that is Cobham and @JxgrSaint

[scotty]

@pap

can we get all confirmed contractors of the disease a Plague Rat badge please?

You morbid fucking cunt

[pap]

It’s actually my nickname for the Tier 4 escapees. They found it funny at first.

I’m not allowed to say it anymore.

[Cobham-Saint]

@pap

@BTripz - can we get all confirmed contractors of the disease a Plague Rat badge please?

So far, I believe that is Cobham and @JxgrSaint

And a ready made plague cross to nail firmly to the front door please…

[pap]

I’ll come round tomorrow and nail it up.

I’ll be dressed like this.

[Cobham-Saint]

Ah , in black n white - an original outfit.

Very penguinesque

[scotty]

@Cobham-Saint

Ah , in black n white - an original outfit.

I’d like that fact-checked by @lifeintheslowlane

[BTripz]

@pap

@BTripz - can we get all confirmed contractors of the disease a Plague Rat badge please?

So far, I believe that is Cobham and @JxgrSaint

Done, I’m really going to have to teach you how to make badges aren’t I…

[Intiniki]

This reminds me of a time when I was a lodger in an elderly couple’s home in Rome in 1996. Didn’t stay there long.

[Polski_Filip]

From Spurs fan

Seems Tier 5 might be on the way for London. This is where you must never leave your toilet, except to get bog-roll, until either they knock on your door with the vaccine or Spurs have an attack when leading.

[Cobham-Saint]

Well done Britain.

Coronavirus: Hundreds of British skiers flee Swiss Verbier quarantine

Question is, why did they go in the first place. Don’t bother answering that.

[PhilippineSaint]

Just got the results of my latest test negative again. which means I should be able to get my quarantine wristband cut off and leave the room legally.

[Cobham-Saint]

Fam C_S are out of isolation on New Years Day…apparently.

YoungAdult#1 better but still no sense of smell or taste. YoungAdult #2 has lost fever but feeling shite. Mrs C_S taking up valuable sofa space with general crappiness. Me, still cooking and washing bottles…Sudafed & alcohol are my best friends

[Polski_Filip]

Do you have to Social Distance or can you take Long Time with you?

[BTripz]

@Polski_Filip

Do you have to Social Distance or can you take Long Time with you?

She not Long Time, she Tong Lime…(it sounded better in my head)

[Polski_Filip]

I have no idea what you mean.
Allegedly been having a debate ended up sadly in a loss for me.
Seems now the position is "when this shit is over & we have proper work, I’m going to Goa with BFF you can fook off to Cambodia & Bangkok for some shopping.

I hate myself for not arguing about it.

[PhilippineSaint]

Long time allowed back in