Anyone going to text Ian and Anthony and tell them Scott is in love with them?
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One’s a Liverpool supporting ginger scouser, and the other’s a Hammer. I sometimes wonder why I associate with these people.
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Shout. Shout. Let us all out.
by Tier 4 Fears.
Courtesy of Dxb legend @gw
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To get a better class of acquaintances than you get here? 
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London, world beating, innit.
Went for a walk down at usual place. Still quite busy and many not just meeting one person. But it is a bit quieter than last week.
Yep.
It’s London. There is nowhere else in the country where people are required to be so close just to be able to get to work.
New York is very similar in that respect. People are more likely to use public transport than a car. They got hammered too.
Disease loves a dense population.
Worst scouse impression ever, and I’ve heard my mate Matt’s.
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Cornwall’s about to go into tier 4 because of all the pirates. Apparently the ‘Aarrrrrr’ rate has gone right up.
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I’d get a refund on those crackers if I were you.
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Put it on as you leave
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Jesus and Walker test positive. Feliz Covidad.
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And my Daughter
Hugs & kisses & 
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Cheers Phil - she has been excellent value over Xmas dinner. Can’t taste or smell a thing. Even ate her sprouts this year.
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Ffs, we’re now in splendid isolation for 9 days apparently.
Have to get home delivery for food and booze.
Only supermarket we could get next week was for Tesco. God’s death, times are hard when it comes to having to take that! 
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Maybe order this to pass the time?
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Waitrose Wanker!
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Fortnum & Mason darling 
You have not been to our local Tesco.
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