I think you’ll find @lifeintheslowlane dodged that rap a long time ago.
Dover? 
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Manston airport?
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Get some twizzlers in from Iceland. 
Halfway down the M20?
Start watching bow-huntin’ videos, Phil *
* And bow-making videos if you don’t have a bow.
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It’s in the festering underpants of Deutsch Diggler, @Polski_Filip’s German counterpart and arch-nemesis.
Best get yourself down the carp lake Philip.
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oops
Well.
Being a huge Celebrity seems to have its advantages.
No not JEFFS, Mrs P_F. She sang in a band with Michael while in Dubai. His band was “The Wedding Singer” with his band.
After that, his career took off #1 hits & album. Now he is a film star here.
Yawn you all cry.
But he bought.
Yep. A Turkey Farm an hour up the road.
Off to meet his man in a white van in a lay-by tomorrow at 2pm. What could possibly go …
Man in white van, slaughters birds. Sounds fine.
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Tier 4 to be extended on Boxing Day as the new strain is bleeding into other areas
Translated as the skates went shopping at West Quay on Sunday
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He’s stuck in the queue to Dover. He’ll be having French food tonight.
He might still get it yet…
BBC News - Covid-19: French agree to ease virus travel ban
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Can’t see this anywhere 
JLaw had this downloaded early on as did his family. We got our first covid test in July via it as part of research.
Somehow ended up being invited to other research too via ONS having regular-ish covid swabs. They seem to have forgotten us now. Probably no point now I’m going to be at home.
Need Phil’s Turkey tracker from NORAD
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It’s the Tory graph - but they are running with it