:covid_19: 😷 šŸ„ Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ā“

Fuckin’ hell…the last time I used wet and dry papers was rubbing down the paint finish on a newly restored car. Course paper first working down to super-fine abrasives.

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Latest guidelines for Bazza and Pap…

Weird. My local Sainsbury’s have full shelves of the stuff yesterday

Now there’s a fucking surprise

I’m not going to panic buy toilet rolls like some fucking idiot. :rage::rage::rage:

I mean, I’ve still got over 400 left from the last time.

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@Nottarf-Krap too. There’s a sizable Sotonians scouse contingent. @ericofarabia can be found in nearby Woollyland too.

He lives in the posh part of his wool town. They know what cars are there.

Yeah someone elses.

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Lol he moved back & realised he needed a UK driving licence, his wasnt valid once visa cancelled!

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Doesn’t do them any good.

The ring road doesn’t have any exits.

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Shit - mutation could render vaccines useless

BBC News - Coronavirus: Denmark imposes lockdowns amid mink covid fears

And the X-Men viable. Bring it on.

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Sounds like Izal toilet paper, remember that? Horrible shiny stuff, you got more smeared over the cheeks of your arse than on the paper.

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We had that too.

Fucking tracing paper. For your arse!

God remember that from Junior school. Was more like grease proof paper. Smeared rather than cleaned…(shudders)

Made me into @pap - Bidet all the way these days

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What for washing your feet?

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I’m looking at those Glastonbury water points differently now.

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Well I’ve got a bum gun, Phil and PhilippineSaint will know what that is. Brought it back from Thailand a few years ago and plumbed it in. Brilliant, simple and efficient. Every home should have one.

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Use the bum gun every time in hotel doesnt save on toilet paper cause i still wipe ā€œtowards the backā€ afterwards.

What the actual fuck is a ā€œBum Gunā€?

The mind in boggling…and not in a good way.