High pressure hose
Get the angle wrong and you get an unintended colonic
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Jeez…I leave to kids to play amongst yourselves and when I come back you’ve smeared shit all over the topic.
DID YOU NOT GET ANY TOILET TRAINING WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP. 
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and this is so, so sad
IF Mrs P_F & I ever get to both work at the same time that is the back up plan
Perfect solution when in sandpit but my concern here is using it in mid winter.
If we can afford to heat it we can afford a Bidet.
Meanwhile
The “other shift” at Mrs P_F’s work place is a man down. Tested +ve A WEEK AGO & no body bothered to mention it.
Shit
Fuck that’s another species struck of our menu. 
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Yep, tonight’s curry is going to need a rethink
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Denmark.
Mink virus.
Total ban on travel into UK.
Uh oh.
Includes elite sport.
We could lose Vestergaard for 2 weeks quarantine
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gimme gimme gimme
Girlfriend and I have just tested positive so that’s fun.
Basically just a bad cold for both of us (I have a sore throat, cough and muscle pains; she has lost smell and taste and feels generally a bit grim).
Not having the most productive day at work ever, but I’ve definitely done less for my money so plowing ahead with it…
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Boo, that’s bad news, but the good news is you’re both young enough to be alright statistically *
* I am assuming the girlfriend is of a similar age.
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You’ll be at the back of the queue.
Now me…I’m vulnerable. 
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Should that not read expendable?
With this Government in mind.
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If I’m not in the front of the queue I will threaten to go round to our MP’s house and breathe heavily all over her.
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Sorry to hear that matey. Best wishes for a full and complete recovery for sure
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Haliatosis sufferer?
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Hopefully.