Pilfered from FB. Not mine, but amusing given the inexplicable fuss over blue passports.
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Todays update.
As of midnight Armed Forces deployed in Airports & Travel Hubs - checking temperatures and helping the seriously stressed security staff.
Epidemic status declared so the Government now have the powers needed to lock down hot spots/towns/villages.
#takingitseriously
Now fully armed. Added to a pack of Babywpies & I have a spray bottle.
Makes it harder to mix with Cola but I can now guzzle in public to my hearts content
Nope not at all.
That said and mainly because you mentioned it, i did go through periods today of feeling quite hot, then feeling quite cold.
I put it down to the sun being out, then the sun behind clouds.
But who knows, iâve got the start of a cold/flu which i get once a year and is overdue. It could possibly be the holy grail of fear and kill me, but as the percentages have so far shown, iâd be better advised worrying about a lot more things.
I really do want to join the fun. Real fear always makes an experience more intense and i was almost onboard until the historical revision started.
The rewriting of the history of Spanish flu(going on currently in all good media) makes me sceptical.
Iâm basically back to it being fear porn because we canât admit that itâs our systems that create the environment for ever increasing new strains to develop and donât get me started on our completely hysterical attitude to death. Itâs the only single guarantee we get at birth, but we spend a life time believing we can somehow defeat it.
Now thatâs fucking insane.
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Too right. I got an erection this morning, and I ran out of viagra last week 
You need some of these philâŠ
https://www.amazon.com/Binocktails-COMINHKPR10181-Bev-Cam-Camera-Flask/dp/B0041CLHKK
https://www.amazon.com/GoPong-Hidden-Sunscreen-Alcohol-Flask/dp/B00IJ63K86
Then you can hide your addiction in plain sight 
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The bog roll thing started in Australia. They get their bog roll from China, and the manufacturing slowdowns in China, the Aussies bought bog roll.
We do not get all of our bog roll from China. Our shit is just viral.
I read they made their own - I think they might just be retards
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Corrected it for you.
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Danny Drinkwater has been told to self isolate. Nothing to do with Coronavirus.
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âArteta contracts coronavirus; PL to decide on fixturesâ
https://www.skysports.com/share/11956668
I expect weâll see some sort of delay now to fixtures⊠Letâs finish the season now and put us out of our miseryâŠ
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The weekendâs Arsenal v Brighton match confirmed as postponed.
The season is done, ha ha, fuck sky, Murdoch, the premierleague and Liverpool, start again and Leeds still donât get promoted.
Remember when they changed the rules to allow Liverpool to play in the champs league even though they didnât qualify? They will find a way to blag the premier league too.
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