:covid_19: šŸ˜· šŸ„ Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ā“

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I know some will dismiss this because of who the messenger is, but that doesnā€™t negate the message. 800 quid for every protective overall delivered? Multi million pound contracts issued to dormant companies without transparency or competition, some of whom are closely linked to senior figures in the government. A highly respected expert on the mafia contends that the UK is the most corrupt nation on earth. An absolutely shocking state of affairs, in many countries people would be on the streets.

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Besides, who would put all that dog shit out in the Forest for you to walk in if the oldie dog walkers werenā€™t out ? Huh, just think about it will you.

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Thatā€™s a lot of fucking salivaā€¦

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This is how you walk a dog mate. To the pub.

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That is not a dog

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Yep itā€™s a dirty job but someone has to poo it. :lou_lol:

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Fucking hell, Iā€™ve been had againā€¦

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This is our savage beastā€¦she tore the throats out of that young couple in the pub gardenā€¦

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You rang? :thinking::grin::grin:

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That was to check for traces of semen in her mouth.

No woman has ever tested positive beyond her wedding day.

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Covid marshalls should be made to sign the sex offenders register and DNR notices as standard.

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https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/

When you look at the stats, particularly the hospital admissions vs daily cases, I reckon the theory that we were at 100k cases a day back in March was about right.

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Judging from all the closet authoritarians and grasses on Facebook, there will be plenty of takers.

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Does anybody happen to know if these Covid marshals get to wear a hi-vis uniform and carry a walkie-talkie?

Asking for a bell end.

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I already know who our local one will be - the old fucking witch at the end of our road who has managed to fall out with everyone over the last ten years

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I didnā€™t realise it was an actual thing, who knew?

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As there is no one going into town centres, just repurpose traffic wardens - they never seem to miss an opportunity to slap a fine on you

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It is all rather sinisterā€¦ will they get away with beating you up if you break the rules?

I have it on good authority that this will be their uniformsā€¦

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Donā€™t park illegally then, simplesā€¦

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