Why am I not surprised he has a mug with his own face on it?
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It’s not.
it is.
I’d like to believe that his bathroom boasts one of those Boris toilet brushes that you see advertised in Viz.
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I have just come back from Tesco, haven’t been for a while as i am supposed to be shielding. A nice ten minute walk down there in the sunshine, mask and disposable gloves on before going in. I would estimate there was about 95% mask wearing compliance which is pretty good i thought. Amusing watching the odd refusenik marching in, head up with a look of defiance as they marched past the signs saying ‘please wear a mask’. No attempt at any distancing when they were in there, reaching over shoulders to grab something off the shelf etc. I noticed a couple of elderly ladies were uncomfortable. You just know they are dying for someone to challenge them, so they can then confirm what a complete twat they are by launching into a tirade about it all being a hoax, Bill Gates trying to take over the world, nobody tells me what to do, blah blah blah. Cunts!
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Just follow him about persistently coughing behind him - then when the opportunity arises tell him you are waiting for your test results
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I find the wonky wheeled trolley in the nuts works well along with sorry!
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just a minute, I thought you were an anti-face masker…
I have found it very strange.
I work for the NHS in the accounts department and the building we are in only made wearing face mask mandatory about a month ago. This is a wing of the hospital but not the main hospital, but still has patience and wards.
I work in a wing of this building twice a week and have to walk through the main part, now with a face mask. Why not right from the off, as the main hospital had to. Also sanitizer in our department ran out about 6 weeks ago and was never replaced.
For me going to work has been a bit dicey. But all the finance team (150 of them) have now moved out of the wing of the hospital to an open plan office in the north of the city… that will be better yes. 
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Oh no…
Wear them but hate them - therefore doing everything possible to avoid situations where I have to wear it. However if I have to, I begrudgingly don it.
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On the day that it is revealed that England have had the highest excess death rates in Europe, Johnson was asked by a reporter if he should be ashamed of the death rate Johnson replies,“Clearly this country has had a massive success”. Full on Trump.
Straight from the Joseph Goebbles handbook, if you’re going to lie, make it a big one and keep repeating it.
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Pardon my ignorance but i don’t recognize him, who is it? Looks a right smarmy fucker whoever he is.
He’s the one who makes up Scotty’s threesomes
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Ah, the bitter voice of jealousy…
So who’s the third bloke in the menage then?
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There’s not enough viagra in the country to stoke my boiler with another bloke in the bed. I’d be rubbish in prison.
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Apologies. All the talk of bent cocks and dry vaginas made me think he was a friend of yours
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