:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

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I went to town on Saturday morning for two hours and 99.9% of people in West Quay and the shops in town that i visited, had face coverings / masks on.

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Ann Widdecombe is calling for a designated shopping hour for mask refuseniks. Sounds like a plan, volunteer refuseniks can man the tills and the stupid fuckers can all infect each other. Works for me.

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Perhaps she’ll be marketing a Coronavirus Scratch ‘n’ Sniff card next.

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Sir is to be congratulated for his original approach, but there are already enough ways to say that West Quay is full of cunts.

Give the attraction a break, man!

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I can’t Pap. I need the cheap thrill of looking at the dummies in Victoria’s Secrets and all the other saucy undies shops. The benefit of the mask is that i can slobber without drawing immediate attention to myself. However, i wear spec’s which steam up rather easily when wearing a mask, FFS.

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She hasn’t missed many breakfasts in her time so i suggest she’d need more than an hour to get around the shops.

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Daughter works in TESCO. They’ve been told not to challenge people not wearing masks. The lady in the local shop tells me the police have been told not to enforce it.

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Do you wear it over your cock? Is this you? (©️PolskiPhilip)

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No @ericofarabia has claimed that image apparently Eastleighs finest so must be him

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Equally. I can prove it wasnt me.
I was snapped walking down Oxford Street the very same day

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I love these masks. Since Friday I’ve plucked up the courage to buy condoms in the chemist and Penthouse in the newsie. :+1::+1::+1:

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It also means @Goatboy has 60 million more suspects for all his rapey shit.

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So I was out and about in the real world again today.

Runcorn is different to Liverpool. Nearly everyone in the Runcorn Co-op wore a mask, but no-one challenged the couple that didn’t.

I must also sadly note that Runcorn is the furthest I’ve been from my house since lockdown started, and while it does not have the best reputation in the world, it is basically “the world” to me right now :smiley:

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Weird isn’t it. Almost 4 months stuck in & around the village 2 (scary) trips into the BIG CITY.
Then 9 days on the road absolute heaven, even having to wait 6 hours for the group to climb a mountain was heaven.
Now?
Back in the village with Netflix.

I dont think this is gonna end as well as some deniers think.

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