Published on the 20th April??
Good spot, Bob 
I’m at Auschwitz.i want to get a Polish passport now.
“Dave from Romford” in the queue. (OK geezer with Essex accent.
What masks?
I not wearing no mask.
I’m British we dont have to wear no masks
Well, nobody told me.
You cant stop me going in I’ve come all the way from England to see this.
I want my money back.
Oi give me my money back.
Cops were arriving.
Twat
Let him in, and turn on the gas.
Essex cunt. 
Update everybody in household came back covid free total 14 people. wife picked it up at hospital where she got tested and was meant to have her operation done
Hope you like her new testes.
Reverse ladyboy
Any idea when you’ll be getting home yet?
No idea will be going back offshore on 30th july for another 6 week stint. Still not allowed to travel into Philippines, so will see what happens after the next trip
Is this an operation or a novel position?
Asking for a friend
The travel thing seems a nightmare for expats.
1 mate was stuck in UK for 3 months, wife & kids stuck in Dubai. He is now back.
1 mate flew to Kazakhstan on business in March stuck for 2 months lock down. Arrested for overstaying visit visa. UAE visa expired now because of the arrest is having to fight court action in both Almaty & Dubai to get back in to work.
Nightmare
We have had people stuck offshore for 18 weeks visas not being issued people stuck in home countries due to nationsls not allowed to leave home country.
It has been a nightmare
Just been over the local shop. No-one gives a shit about masks.
… because they dont realise its about spreading the virus as opposed to catching it… selfish fuckers…
Should have known you’d become a COVID Nazi.