Yeah I just read that, made i proper LOL
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Yes you should - if you lose gallows humours - we are all fucked
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Somehow, itās even funnier because theyāre jocks. I I donāt know why itās funnier, but it is. 
Well its happened.
The wife was going for an operation and before she could have the op had to have a Covid 19 test and she is positive but showing no symptoms.
Now all the kids and housemaids all have to be tested.
Presently been put in Isolation at home.
Sorry to hear that. Itās the big problem with this virus in that I suspect there are more likely a billion cases + globally, but with only a fraction symptomatic and testedā¦
What is also concerning is that they are only just beginning to understand all the longer term implications of this infection ā¦ legacy of fatigue and reduced respiratory capacity etc and mini episodic flare upsā¦
Thanks MOT
The thing is she has being careful as well suspected picked it up at the hospital where she was supposed to have her operation.
Time for T?
Hmmmm. 
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FUCK! And there was me thinking it was on Borisās Christmas list. FFS Santa, sort it out, you useless cunt.
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Todayās scores on the doors.
110 UK deaths. Scotland 0, Wales 0, NI 0.
How does that work, is this whatās known as ācreative accountingā? Is anybody in charge really bothered anymore?
This mask business
Wore one for the first time today on a ten minute train journey - that was enough for me
Quite why anyone is going to spend any amount of time shopping with one on is beyond me - bye bye high st. RIP
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I sent out our seamstress last week to make myself and Lady Slowlane a few rather attractive masks. On one I have red spots on a pink background on one side, redolent of my teenage acne years, very nostalgic and on the other side red and white stripes, with the text āThe Spirit of '76ā whatās not to like.
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- Do not try to wear those āmedical masksā they itch like hell.
- Buy a proper 3 layer fabric masks. Or even go to You Tube to see how to make your own out of old T Shirts or even undies.
- Get a mask a bit too big for your face. About 5% less effective but at least your ears donāt fall off.
(3 months experience for you free of charge)
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you panty sniffer you!
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The Duchess has made some ace ones for the whole family. Even got a red and white striped one for me and the nipper which is a nice touch.
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I was going to get the old bike out from the garage but itās fucked. Needs new tyres and inner tubes. Luckily I remembered about the government scheme announced in May -Ā£50 towards getting your bike back on the road. Perfect- Iāll take it to the bike shop and they can change everything and make sure nothing else is fucked and Iāll give them my Ā£50 voucher. Except it hasnāt actually been launched yet. Shops have been registered but individuals canāt register for the vouchers. Bunch of cunts.
Maybe Beltch could take it to that key workers shop for you?
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