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Take a shot every time he says ā€œunderstandā€ and you’ll die of alcohol poisoning

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That will be everyone he shafted over Brexit or the reshuffle

Can you imagine the briefings the civil service are giving the press, this is probably the best chance they will ever get of getting shot of him

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Sir is quite correct. It is a long list of Remainers except for Steve Baker.

Steve Baker - remind me. What kind of Brexit did he want and what kind of Brexit did he get?

He got forced into to line because his block became irrelevant and I suspect Cummings told him so

The Prime Minister is doing the press conference today. He wasn’t supposed to. Cummings is at Downing Street now, apparently.

If Boris is doing the press conference, he’s either going to back him or sack him today. If he backs him and some new evidence emerges, especially if it’s camera footage, they are fuckederoonie.

Peston (seemingly) has been fed the line that Boris will ask for a Cabinet Secretary review (what Labour is calling for).

This would buy them some time.

Some rumours that it was a Civil Service stitch up leaking this it was in the Fail but alluded to the Head of Civil Service & Prince William’s PA/new Cabinet Secretary
I have no idea Francis Urquhart couldn’t have dreamt this up.

Mind you, Sir Humphrey on the other hand

Genuine tweet from the UK civil service account. Now deleted. Amazing.

Tweet and resignation letter all-in-one.

Nice touch.

If legit, you’ve got to admire that.

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@saintbletch media can’t be displayed etc

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As ever, it works for me. I’ve never seen the issue.

I’ll hopefully be looking into this next week as I’ve got some time off work.

(where I am a keyworker).

Very good and the response anytime anyone breaks the rules now

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So the cunts are backing each other… no surprise there really, but as it just proves a sad point, that the British people seem incapable of decerning the truth from the bullshit if they accept this and simply let it pass… something that i have been constantly criticised for what i ever suggest that a large proportion of the British people’ are often fucking stupid…

Cummings and Johnson have hand picked this cabinet, most of them third raters, for one quality only. They will do as they are told, follow the official line slavishly without question. Even the attorney general, the highest legal officer in the land has been rolled out to support this pack of lies. Johnson/Cummings could headbutt Vera Lynn on the balcony of Buckingham Palace and this lot would say she asked for it.

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This might be important pressure.

Members of the SPI-B* Sage group, the people who defined how to communicate with us proles so that we trust the government and do what we’re told, are being openly critical of the message Cummings saga sends.

But then again, they don’t seem to give a fuck.

And other members are agreeing…

But I’m sure they’re all Labour activists.

* Independent Scientific Pandemic Influenza Group on Behaviours (SPI-B)

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Ouch.

Embedded tweet…

Perhaps he should head ooopnorth for a few days.

Well that’s as damning as it gets.

Cummings is going to have to resign and then he’ll say he’s stepping down so the govt can focus on getting over the pandemic without distraction (without admitting guilt). I’m sure he’ll appear again at some point in the future.