Take a shot every time he says āunderstandā and youāll die of alcohol poisoning
That will be everyone he shafted over Brexit or the reshuffle
Can you imagine the briefings the civil service are giving the press, this is probably the best chance they will ever get of getting shot of him
Sir is quite correct. It is a long list of Remainers except for Steve Baker.
Steve Baker - remind me. What kind of Brexit did he want and what kind of Brexit did he get?
He got forced into to line because his block became irrelevant and I suspect Cummings told him so
The Prime Minister is doing the press conference today. He wasnāt supposed to. Cummings is at Downing Street now, apparently.
If Boris is doing the press conference, heās either going to back him or sack him today. If he backs him and some new evidence emerges, especially if itās camera footage, they are fuckederoonie.
Peston (seemingly) has been fed the line that Boris will ask for a Cabinet Secretary review (what Labour is calling for).
This would buy them some time.
Some rumours that it was a Civil Service stitch up leaking this it was in the Fail but alluded to the Head of Civil Service & Prince Williamās PA/new Cabinet Secretary
I have no idea Francis Urquhart couldnāt have dreamt this up.
Mind you, Sir Humphrey on the other hand
Tweet and resignation letter all-in-one.
Nice touch.
If legit, youāve got to admire that.
As ever, it works for me. Iāve never seen the issue.
Iāll hopefully be looking into this next week as Iāve got some time off work.
(where I am a keyworker).
Very good and the response anytime anyone breaks the rules now
So the cunts are backing each other⦠no surprise there really, but as it just proves a sad point, that the British people seem incapable of decerning the truth from the bullshit if they accept this and simply let it pass⦠something that i have been constantly criticised for what i ever suggest that a large proportion of the British peopleā are often fucking stupidā¦
Cummings and Johnson have hand picked this cabinet, most of them third raters, for one quality only. They will do as they are told, follow the official line slavishly without question. Even the attorney general, the highest legal officer in the land has been rolled out to support this pack of lies. Johnson/Cummings could headbutt Vera Lynn on the balcony of Buckingham Palace and this lot would say she asked for it.
This might be important pressure.
Members of the SPI-B* Sage group, the people who defined how to communicate with us proles so that we trust the government and do what weāre told, are being openly critical of the message Cummings saga sends.
But then again, they donāt seem to give a fuck.
And other members are agreeingā¦
But Iām sure theyāre all Labour activists.
* Independent Scientific Pandemic Influenza Group on Behaviours (SPI-B)
Ouch.
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Perhaps he should head ooopnorth for a few days.
Well thatās as damning as it gets.
Cummings is going to have to resign and then heāll say heās stepping down so the govt can focus on getting over the pandemic without distraction (without admitting guilt). Iām sure heāll appear again at some point in the future.