Big Corona Mac
Delivered to your door. Not a burger king, despite the crownish pretensions.
The future of travel?
Long thread from a HK National returning home
The return of Football.
Am I the only one seeing the bloody obvious?
Behind closed doors no fans but done to get the TV Rights holders coughing up the money that THE PUBLIC pay to watch.
And then
Police & Goverment talk about avoiding mass gatherings of fans.
Then talk about
He added that plans for the sport to resume should âinclude widening access for fans to view live coverageâ.
So restart football so rights holders can get subscriptions but then make it free to watch?
Mmmmmm.
Hello??
BBC News - Football in England: Government âopens door for safe return in Juneâ
I donât think it should restart this season.
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How can the players employers guarantee their H&S - how can you socially distance in football (despite our back four giving it a go from time to time)
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Those shots of packed public transport down in London are very worrying, and no, I am not blaming those commuters that needed to go to work. Even so, it doesnât look very safe, social distance wise. I think weâre going to see a second peak as a consequence.
Whole strategy is âour gamble failed. Letâs keep rolling the diceâ
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She agreesâŠ
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BBC Breakfastâs Naga Munchetty just interviewed Brandon Lewis about social distancing for 5 years olds in a primary school.
He was rightly challenged on his assertion that he believes it is possible to enforce it.
Naga Munchetty asked him again if he was seriously saying that you can send a class full of 5 year olds into a school and keep them 2m apart all day long.
His reply was that it was (something like) it was a skill weâre all going to need from now on.
But a leaked report to the regionâs combined authority reveals the Ministry for Communities, Housing and Local Government has now âdrawn a lineâ under its programme and has told councils it will no longer be funded, although no ministerial statement has been made to that effect.
Fair enough, or we should do more?
Skill with a cattle prod??
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Perhaps we could just put them in crates with small holes in the sides and move the crates around the school?
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5 year olds need a cattle prod anyway.
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Depends on who you speak to. Speak to some of the bigger dickheads in my family and theyâll say âgood. didnât want crackheads there anywayâ.
Then youâll say âgrow up you giant fucking child. Iâm a working man and donât have time for kids todayâ.
Barrels.
Brandy or Rum & how many do we need to empty to facillitate this scheme?
Beer barrels, and there should be sufficient empties around at the moment 
Wrong threadâŠ
See, I knew Jayâs question was wrong and it was 2-5-3 not 2-3-5
Mass testing Wuhan - if you didnt have it, a hour in this queue will sort that out