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Not happening. I have been out of the pub meets for a year, but I do know that @Fatso, like yourself, is one of these forum members that no-one has ever seen.

For all we know, you are AI constructs running on an overheating Commodore 64.

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You realise he is actually Ava from Ex Machina

Fatso or me?

@Fatso or @Map-Of-Tasmania? In either case that is my fantasies ruined.

Wouldn’t you prefer the BX-32 from the Accountant…

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What do you mean… this is a recent photo of me as I prepare to works out…

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I heard the pub meets had really improved over the past year so I’ve been meaning to go.

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You are so mean

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Pah, you’ve photoshopped the stubble out at the top of your legs…

Please don’t…

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I don’t ā€˜shave’

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Where do you tuck your nuts Mr. Squirrel?

Look, if they’re only doing essential consruction, there’s no way they’re going to devote a crane and demolition team to get you out of your house.

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As I said, underrated as a nemesis.

Is this time to be playing politics?

London transport services will be cut without bailout today, says mayor

The London mayor, Sadiq Khan, has told LBC that without the government agreeing a grant for Transport for London today, they will be forced to cut services on busses, tubes, trains and trams across the capital.

Over the last two months we’ve lost more than 90% of our fares and advertising is down and so is the congestion charge. So we’ve been spending Ā£600m a month, paying for services and getting nothing back from our customers, or very little.

So although we had at the start of this crisis a cash reserve of north of Ā£2.1bn, that’s running out and we’re required by law to keep two months’ worth of money in reserve to pay for services.

So we’ve been involved in weeks and weeks of negotiation with the government and its really hard in getting support from them. Being blunt, today is the last day. Unless the government today gives us confirmation of the grant that we need then the consequences could be quite severe and ramifications for all of us will be huge.

He continued:

[There’s] something called the Local Government Act, section 114, and that says basically we’re treated like a local authority and because we can’t go bust, we’ve got to make sure we’ve got the money to pay for services. The only way to balance the books is to cut services.

So ironically at a time when the government’s wanting us to increase services, ramp up services to get into the recovery phrase, we may be required to cut services because the government is failing to give us the grant support we desperately need.

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I see @pap’s role has already been taken over by some other cunt.

Mwah. You’ll have to enumerate the roles we all play in your sordid fantasies.

No mate, I didn’t want you to be disappointed when the reality of the scum and vagrants that make up the beer meetings dawns on you…

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Apologies. You’re a saint and I’ll clap for you on Thursday whilst pretending to clap for those NHS twats.

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