:covid_19: 😷 🏥 Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

I think that it is now clear that the Government’s performance to date has been.

  1. Worse than THE worst refereeing performance I’ve ever seen
  2. Worse than Ali Dia’s debut
  3. Worse than my attempt to sing Nickleback at Karaoke
  4. Worse than my first ever attempt at making Home Brew Ale.
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Talking of clusterfucks How’s the polish elections coming along

The ‘science’ said (as per WHO) that closing borders has most effect at START of spread… eg we should have done this in early March as other countries did. The problem is that those ‘selected’ to advise Government often come under immense political pressure to keep their ‘advice’ as ambiguous, or the evidence remains unclear’… Our problem form the start is we have real cunts in charge who do simply to give any fucks about anything other than making a fuck load of cash for themselves (see Rees Moog and his investment firm moving to Eire, despite advocating Brexit) and their corporate backers… not closing borders and holding our until last minute for lockdown was not really designed to drop a few elderly (although they might see it as a fringe benefit), but simply to max profit and give them all time to hedge and shift their stocks to gold…

We do also have a slightly higher proportion of fucktards who think they dent need to lockdown as they down give any fucks about spreading it either…



We all voted today
On the postal ballot papers that weren’t mailed out
That were printed before an election was voted for
At an election where nobody campaigned
And the decision to vote today was sent to the Constitution Court who have to rule if it is Constitutional for them to rule then they will vote on when the Senate can vote on when there can be a vote, then they can vote on using the postal voting slips then they can vote for a law making postal voting legal.
So yeah, normal Polish Politics day tbh

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That is quite harsh on Ali Dia.

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No shit Sherlock. The two countries with complete narcissistic cunts, who have no clue how to be leaders - just selfish arseholes

What fucks me off is how come this country seems happy to let these twats get away with it? We ‘majority’ seem happy to be distracted by Bunting and fucking well meet again whilst old people die… and we stay in lock down whilst rat of World seems to be sorting itself…

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My Daughter got REAL Uppity with me when I said “What a Clusterfuck” Got the whole they are doing an impossible job brilliantly.And she’s a bloody top end Lawyer FFS.

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In other news, I haven’t had the results back for the test that I took on Monday 4th - but that’s for the diary thread.

Ho can you be so cynical!! FFS, we have a NEW slogan, and Boris is going to tell us today how a new ‘Alert System’ will solve all our problems as he told ‘The Sun’ - So why are all the media not outraged about our lack of border controls over the past 8 weeks? Why is that simply yesterday’s news, as the masses of Britain are so easily distracted by Vera fucking Lynn? The UK and the US seem to stand out as the biggest fucking cluserfuck handling of this crisis for two fucking reasons:

  1. We have Governments runs by incompetent selfish arseholes who cant even hide their selfishness and machiavellian strategies, having failed to prepare and then failed to implement any strategy to put right the mistakes

  2. We have deluded populations that believe our countryies are Better than the rest, that somehow our pluck and ‘superiority’ will mean we dont need to apply the logical or scientific rules to come out the other side…

We cant continue to blame the biassed media, the Murdoch led right-ring propaganda machine, sometimes we have to look at ourselves and ask some serious questions about the level of intelligence or even common sense amongst our people…

Nicola’s sticking the boot in

I am reminded of

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This is what I’ve said about restarting the league…just one positive test after a game means the whole team gets quarantined along with any other team they’ve played during that week. Even if the season only had 10 round of games to complete the season…it could go on forever. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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And I particularly liked this reply.

https://twitter.com/foz_182/status/1259426360310800384?s=19

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One less Christmas card to write mate…

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