Hey come on @BTripz, calm down. We don’t need your anger here. Keep a lid on it or face a benching, ok?
It’s disgraceful that people like @saintbletch peddle this fake news, with no acknowledgement of the fact that it is fake.
Shame on you.
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Am a gonna go and breathe on a neighbour RIGHT NA! 
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Hahaha, isn’t he just wonderful? Can’t stop watching it, this is definitely my new lockdown fave.
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Any furloughed workers out there? You up for some fruit picking this summer? All in it together and all that, your country needs you. Form an orderly queue.The latest big announcement from Boris and Dom as unveiled by today’s unlucky winner of the short straw, Environment Secretary George Eustace, ( me neither). Probably churlish of me to point out that George, or useless Eustace as he is affectionately known, a failed UKIP candidate who unsurprisingly landed a safe Tory seat, is the scion of a family of wealthy fruit farmers from Cornwall. But i will anyway, it does seem slightly relevant. Are furloughed workers allowed to take other paid employment without jeopardizing their payments? I guess these small details don’t matter to these clowns, the big ‘initiative’ is all that matters.
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I have furloughed myself - but I’ve spent so much time picking the low hanging fruit on this site recently I’m all picked out.
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Sorry. To busy planting stuff to pick it.
A positive note.
1 sector of the UK Economy is booming.
Insolvency Practices.
Jeez. “A contact” is doing 17 hour days, 7days a week. It is carnage in the non essential retail sector
Well i think it’s a great initiative. The country needs feeding and ‘Useless’ has acres of fruit and veg needing picking, we will gloss over the fact that he was very vocal about the Furriners from Europe coming over here stealing good British jobs when he was on the campaign trail, that is so 2016. Oh the irony! Naturally, ardent Brexiters should be first in line to take up the slack.Bending their backs in the fields of Lincolnshire will be character forming and will stand them in good stead for when they have to bend over for Trump.
They could work in teams of three, isolating together in their 40 year old caravan. I’ll start us off by volunteering Jacob Rees Mogg, Iain Duncan Smith and Pap.
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How should our.preas react to this?
Toe the government line and say everything in the garden is rosy or boycott as one.
I think we know what will happen.
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It will be interesting to see how the rest of the press react - whether they react in solidarity and go after this Government.
Oh.
Shit.
In a letter to GPs in north London, reported by the Health Service Journal , NHS bosses said: “It has been reported that over the last three weeks there has been an apparent rise in the number of children of all ages presenting with a multi-system inflammatory state requiring intensive care across London and also in other regions of the UK.
“The cases have in common overlapping feature of toxic shock syndrome and atypical Kawasaki disease with blood parameters consistent with severe Covid-19 in children.
“There is a growing concern that a SARS-CoV-2-related inflammatory syndrome is emerging in children in the UK, or that there may be another, as yet unidentified, infectious pathogen associated with these cases.”
This is straight from the Trump play book.
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Fuckin’ cringed when he announced that. 
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Just give them a fucking pay rise so that they can enjoy it whilst alive you fucking ghoulish cunt.
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