:covid_19: đŸ˜· đŸ„ Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ❓

God knows how many people the fool has infected. He said three weeks before his diagnosis that he was “shaking hands with everybody,” including coronavirus patients, and would continue to do so, despite scientific advice warning against doing it. At a press conference, long after this advice was given he puffed his chest out and said, “I was at a hospital the other night where i think there were actually a few coronavirus patients and i shook hands with everybody you’ll be pleased to know, and i continue to shake hands”.
This is the point at which the buffoon should have been removed from office.

They’ve got a big fridge there.

I really hope that whoever is looking after Boris rocks up in bin bags and ski goggles.

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Whatever they wear, they couldn’t possibly look more ridiculous than he does.

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Well I hope he pulls through. There will doubtless be many idiots wishing a sick man dead on social media today.

Don’t want that, neither do I want the chaos that will ensue.

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Raab is in charge. Nobody wants that.

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Never mind social media, take a look at sickipedia today. It will be non-stop “boris in hospital” with a smattering of “queens speech”.

<tongue in cheek>
Fuck sake, even the animals are getting tested ahead of humans now

</tongue in cheek>

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Boris’s tests include testing him on Oxygen


Fake news: I think you’ll find that test is for humanoids only.

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Meanwhile, food for thought
US Medical Insurers facing double whammy.
Lose job lose insurance. Lose premiums. Millions of premiums.
While paying massive sums for treatment.
Could Coronavirus actually cause the whole system to crash?

Thread.

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Like the way it’s put in layman’s terms that most people could understand


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What is layman?

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Seems to somewhat mimic the relief of Cystic Fibrosis congestion.

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What @Goatboy calls his victims.

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Anyone think the Prime Minister’s symptoms are worse than are being reported by the government?

The Metro is running a story about him needing oxygen. That does not sound like a “comfortable night”.

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I reckon if it wasn’t serious he wouldn’t be in hospital.

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