The lady doth protest too much
Can everyone please stand for the Queen. Good bless her and all that have sailed in her.
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And in other fakes news from the MSM.
Excel is rent free. Not Ā£2m rent
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We really have gone through the looking glass when a cabinet minister gets rinsed by Wayne Rooney. Writing in his weekly column in The Sunday Times.
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Damn.
How unlucky can you get?
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The Queen has stated āwe will meet againā ā¦ fuck me my life is completeā¦
ā¦ but I donāt know where or whenā¦
But I and sure it will be a sunny day?
Boris has been taken to hospital!
Blimey
More on UK PMās hospital tests
The Downing Street spokesperson goes on to say: "[Mr Johnson] thanks NHS staff for all of their incredible hard work and urges the public to continue to follow the Governmentās advice to stay at home, protect the NHS and save lives.ā
The prime minister has had coronavirus for 10 days and continues to have persistent symptoms, including a high temperature.
For purely precautionary reasons, he has gone to hospital for tests.
It was considered sensible for doctors to see Mr Johnson in person given he has ongoing symptoms, the spokesperson says. He remains in charge of the UK government, and is in contact with ministerial colleagues and officials.
The news comes a day after Mr Johnsonās pregnant fiancĆ©e Carrie Symonds announced that she had experienced coronavirus symptoms.
I would say itās likely heās very unwell with this, and this is a bit of a cover up.
He would not have wanted to go to hospital with it.
Itās all I ever dream of.
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Letās take this to DMs
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Hello Mr State the fucking obvious!
Thanks.
You didnāt want to shit your pants. I didnāt want to watch you shit your pants. Pap didnāt want to wear your shitty pants.
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Veni, vidi, vici yeah?
Am I missing something or is Laura. Ow some sort of spokesperson for Boris?