Fucked if I know what is going on, but going to strugle to stay pissed till Monday and view shit from 80s ITV telefons and crap comedians… by then there will be an unfathomable complex voting, payment pledging and cheating it will be impossible to work out a fair result… 
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Right that is another 4 votes for Areole Grandee in the pot.
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You and your offshore low/untaxed income dagnammit!! Where’s the penishead icon shaking his fist Scooby doo fashion when you need it?!
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What we need are the site stalkers to chip in as well
. Come on you floating voters, or should I say Floaters…
A fiver is sod all so cough up. You think this site is perfectly formed without any effort? Chutters will be taking to his bed once he finds out his new name .
For a cheeky one of the wrist 
Morning… seems we are still open for business until Monday - having sobered up and checked. We seemed to have failed miserably in attracting drunken Sotoniams over from the 'let’s get kissed it’s Friday ’ thread to part with ridiculous sums… come on boys and girls, think of the children and dig deep to justify my humiliation.
The annual 'let’s give Cracked Rib a new lavatory humour or naughty name is now a forum institution and has meant you generous kind folk must have contributed getting on for £500 as a result which is rather cool.
'‘So let’s see if we can break last years total’ !
In a blatent attention seeking plea… I am guessing nobody cares about the kids no more… 
I’ll be back - said in best Arnie voice.
Can we have an update on the voting?
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Harry Sanchez 2 votes (1 Bletch and 1 Chutters)
Scrotes 4 votes (4 x Cobs)
Large cactus rings ** 9** Votes (8 x Philipine , 1 x Goat)
Huge arse ** 5** Votes (4 x LITSL + 1 x BT )
And approx £140 raised so far this year
Playing field levelled
Cobs and everyone else, woudl be a help if you mention how many votes and for what when you have pledged or donated… save me havng to try an work it out…
Cobs assume 5 votes for Scrotes?
We know Bearsy might have a few in the bank not yet cast, you so you may have to knoble him… I may have a few more to cast come Monday…
5x for Scrotes Chutters
Soz
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Latest…
Harry Sanchez 2 votes (1 Bletch and 1 Chutters)
Scrotes 9 votes (9 x Cobs)
Large cactus rings ** 9** Votes (8 x Philipine , 1 x Goat)
Huge arse ** 5** Votes (4 x LITSL + 1 x BT )
And approx £165 raised so far this year
Whatever the outcome, huge tahnks already to Cobs and Philippine and LITSL (+everyoine who has donated so far) for amazing generosity to Goaty’s Hospital charity fund. Respect gentlemen!
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Charidee
From Wiktonia:
Etymology
From the Mid-Atlantic English pronunciation of charity. First popularized by Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse in the BBC sketch show Harry Enfield’s Television Programme.
Noun
charidee
1.(informal, humorous) Conspicuous charity, especially as part of a TV promotion, or of an otherwise pointless exercise.
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Biggus Titus has justr received another 8 votes
You are mad PS ! But very generous… should just ask you to drop £200 and chose the fucker ! 
Thing is Phillipine, where you see tit , I see cactus - where the term originates from - the small darker area on a cactus where the spines are clustered. So yours is a bit tame really 
Rathe a tit than a scrote mind.
Get you votes in folks as we may have to cancel next year if such a lack of interest?
Also been thinking about the rules if there is next time. Will make more sense to make nominations free. I will then Chose 3 max for a £5 a vote… means I can illuminate any offensive or those not suitable for a home page etc before folks part with cash.
I take it you mean highlight the offensive ones so we can vote for them
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Currently on hastings beach. Tide keeps washing evidence back in so won’t be back to civilisation until tomorrow afternoon. Will update the scores on the doors then for the big countdown to 10pm. 
If you see a beached large pink inflatable it will probably be Soggy.
Try to refloat him. 