Right you fellow lovely folks, includng Papa and Bazza who despite being fooking annoying and opinionated are no doubt lovely folks with hair and less rotund than I - and obviously very generoous souls… it is time for the annual 'name the twat Cracked Rib, Gay Abandoned Chutney Ferret for Charity in advance of the new season.
Simple rules to make it easier for Bearsy’s syphilitically fucked brain and the rest of you dumbasses to understand. Naturally our fine educated and refined lady posters are not included in these valid insults.
Unless anyone has a specific Charity they would like this to support, (pleas let us know below) we should keep going with Goaty’s Hospital one - Goaty, please do the honour of reposting the Just Giving link if its still active.
Basically, it costs a fiver to nominate a possible new name - only rules are it cant include sweary words, or alude to nasty/illegal stuff… we are afterall a family site
Simply, nominate a name between now and August 7th - To qualify, you must donate a minimum of £5 per name - but no limit on how many you want to suggest. After the 7th all qualifying names will be put to a vote - this is where we get corrupt as a vote costs £5 and you can buy as many votes as you want to help swell the charity pot. Last year Philippine saint and Rally tried to outdo each other in the hideously corrupt stakes, and it was great! Goaty will act as arbiter and Chutters will have a new name.
As a special bonus, the person donating the most gets to chose a new avatar as well - but this will require a minimum of £50 (so 10 votes, or 9 + nomination)
So be creative and think of a nice new pleasent and friendly name for this opinionated bastard.