Oi! ‘ang on - I was your inspiration. I want the nice clothes you’ll grow out of after MoT fattens you up with nice meals - oh, and a doggy-bag or two wouldn’t go amiss
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Oh dear, someone isn’t a happy bunny!
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Some of the responses are quite amusing.
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Just wait for all the Leavers to start slagging off the Scottish fishermen, it’s already started over on the Daily Heil. Still, I suppose Scotland is ‘Forrin’!
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OK I feel sorry for him but instead of marching to Westminster and dumping his shellfish (which he can’t actually do because of crrent lockdown rules) shouldn’t he be sorting out the requierd paperwork?
If the Wee Widow Krankie has her way they’ll soon be free of the tyranny of Westminster and under the Yoke of Brussels… 
I’m sure he knows he won’t be going to Westminster, he was clearly very angry and fed up and needed to vent. But of course the situation is obviously the fishermen’s fault for not doing their paperwork. Which of course is straightforward and easy, the reason they haven’t done it is because they are just too bolshy and lazy. That must be it.
But UK fishermen threatening to come over all French because of Brexit eh? Who would have thought it!
“If the Wee Widow Krankie and 60% and rising of Scots have their way…”
I have sympathy with his situation, because the deal was done soo bloody last minute they haven’t had time to do the required paperwokr.
Methinks that the UK and the EU should maybe give people a month’s leeway to get their shit sorted, no doubt it’ll be the same with EU stuff coming here…
Or just ditch the shit, its only there to uphold a deal clause… or we could just rejoin 
Well they do talk funny
The only Scots I’ve got no time for are the Anyone But England cult that call themselves the SNP or their most rabid supporters.
Their antipathy often spills over into anti-English racism, something that the million or so Scots living in England say has no equivalent here. They get nothing more than the remarks any outsider would get. Ribbing over stereotypes. That sort of shit.
Anyone But England have been in power thirteen years. They’ve got a greater per-capita budget than England. They have protection in the form of their own Parliament where the English have no such counterpart.
I am at the point where every time I see a problem in Scotland, I wonder whether it might have been solved if the Anyone But England crowd had done anything else than Anyone But England.
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Great accents, but in that family of acccents, much like the Northern Irish, where they stop using consonants after a certain number of alcoholic drinks.
Anyone else concerned with us worming out of EU food standards?
When Trump has nuked the planet next week you’ll be glad of a few worms on your plate.
If you haven’t been vaporised, that is.
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Oh lordy the Vegans are going to be all over this one
The eggs are separated from mating adults by sieving so that larvae can grow separately. The post-harvesting process includes rinsing the larvae with water, killing them by immersion in boiling water for up to five minutes, and dehydration in ovens, packaging and storage.
Halal mealworms anyone?
When I were a lad, people ate worms for dares. A mate of mine once ate two worms for a cigarette. He had to chew the second one.
It’ll be good to get back to the halcyon days of the 1990s, where teenage smoking and the proper context for worm consumption were all the rage.
@gavstar’s apocalyptic warnings duly noted though
Pah.
Anyone who’s been on a Stag Do in Bangkok has eaten far worse than worms…
No not THAT.
I mean fried CockROACH, Crickets and oh whatever
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These people are never going to handle that. Great homage to Red Dwarf’s Rimmer.
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This just gets more like a Monty Python sketch every day. The Fisheries Minister, Victoria Prentice admits that she didn’t read the Brexit trade deal because she was busy with a nativity trail,(whatever that is) on Christmas Eve. She is the MP for Banbury in Oxfordshire which is 48 miles from the sea.
Those fishing negotiations in full. The EU is the one on the left.
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I think the only people who like John Cleese more than I do are all his ex-wives.
I met him and wife no.2 about 40 years ago, as we exited Wembley after an England international.
Talked all the way back to where our car was parked. Very friendly and she was gorgeous. American and liked her footy.
Just googled and sad to see she died in 2013 aged 68.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/actress-barbara-trentham-dies-john-cleese-604228
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