His ex-wives lawyers too.
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She was. Deserves an image theft.
Well. That was quick
Well done. You won Brexit
Hmmmm.
Someone is telling Porkies
Even when I am not writing in a thread people miss me and post about me, even write songs with me in.
Just lovely.
Fascination.
To be fair few people would trust shite lidl vegetables, the meat also needs to be tenderised by a full loaded Tyson on steroids.
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The middle classes need their cleaners, car washers, washing machine repair man and builders un-unionsed and unprotected as long as they get it cheap, they couldn’t give a fuck about hot bedding, pressure of low cost housing, social pressures and a race to the bottom.
They want that patio and they want it now.
The selfish pricks also don’t realise they’re fucking hollowing out nations and creating further division there for the future, the way to stop this is tax harmonisation but the EU is that shite they haven’t the bottle nor will to go for it as they know nations ALWAYS put their nation first.
Ireland as an example.
I think our population swelled by about three million in the years following the enlargement of the EU. I note with interest that the article doesn’t note that the growth was the largest migration to the UK for centuries. In 1971, after successive waves of immigration from the Commonwealth, you were still talking less than a million from the mid 1950s onwards.
Interesting that this was left out.
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The Brexit Aftermath Diaries
It is day fifteen in the Big Brexit house and @pap, the vagrant lookalike, has invented a new word.
Remain-Wah
Definition : (noun) A trivial consequence of Brexit being presented as a world-breaking catastrophe
Synonyms: Brexit-wound, Brussels Shouts
Usage: Trevor’s kid ain’t even going to finish school, let alone go to Uni and do ERASMUS. It’s another Remain-wah
The hairy one plans to submit this entry to the Oxford English dictionary.
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Second New word,
Brexitschmexit
Definition: (noun) A real consequence for an individual or company, dismissed as irrelevant or unimportant as it does not impact on the individual dismissing it as irrelevant
For example, dismissing Marks & Spencers irritation with their Percy Pig headache
Brexitschmexitdice
A brexitschmexit that is based on a prejudicial point of view. E.g where the brexitschmexit dismisses a consequence of brexit as irrelevant based on a misconception or prejudiced preconception that it only has consequences for the middle classes and above etc.
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Good as a middle class person I hope we fucking suffer, I hate us more than any Tory or liberal cunt.
Those of us who can only afford to shop there have to.
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Ha Ha we’re next to the Aldi and always in there, doesn’t detract from their veg is fucking shite, so is their meat. Nothing to do with class, asda is just as cheap for that and better.
These are nice suggestions but I feel they lack variety. One idea. Riff on it ad nauseum. Stewart Lee is quietly adding this material to his joke book.
Frankly, I am as disappointed as a child on receipt of a Kinder egg expecting three surprises in one.
Papissegged: when one is strangely dissatisfied with only one Kinder Egg toy when expecting three. Itself a metaphor for one who would still be disappointed if offered simultaneous sex with young Brigit Bardot and young Emmanuelle Beart, and a 90s Claudia Schiffer complaining it would be better if theyspoke better English
(Are we still allowed to like Eurobabes past and present post Brexit?)
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National TV has Miss Polski Under 20 2020.
Lots of young college girls in swimsuits & ballgowns.
You lot are lucky you’re out of all that these days.
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Send it to Roger’s Profanisaurus instead and you stand a chance 