Beelzebub's Official Match thread: Klopp's Nivia 'softlads' vs The Mighty Demons of Southampton

ffs. …this is car crash tv

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Your sacked :lou_is_a_flirt:

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the last 8 years or so have been fun guys, but we are becoming one of those teams. I fear there is a long winter ahead.

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Andy Townsend : Could Forster do better? Well he made himself big but it just ricochets off his body.

I’d have tried to move my hands to the ball.

Oddly he didn’t.

Does he have the 'keeper yips?

Seriously, Townsend can’t mention Forster without being critical.

Fuck that for a comfort blanket, the Liebherr’s have fucked us over, the ambition of the club is to buy low and sell high such is the regard for success they don’t even take cup competitons seriously, shower of cunts.

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Let’s hope their are 3 shittier teams in the Premier League this season. :lou_facepalm_2:

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But he has been a liability tbf

Gabbi coming on for Long.

No denying it. It also offsets all the commentators who’ve defended him because he’s English.

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Might as well put Gabby Logan on.

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Yep, they certainly fucked us over what with getting us out of League 1, through the Championship, into the Premier League, to a highest ever finish, highest ever points total, a major cup final, and into Europe.

Totally screwed us up the arse with a massive Bazza shaped latex tool.

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Absolute cunts those Liebherr’s.

You twat.

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3-0 but Gabbiadini only comes on with 10 mins to go. I am speechless. He is losing me very quickly.

Not sure he’ll last till Christmas at this rate.

If this rot continues much longer we’ll be looking to bring in big fat Sam to save us. Can’t believe I’ve just said that but the way things are going…

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Zero shots on target…

352

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When we find our identity things will pick up.

Sold out to the Chinese, happy with that? How many trophies did we get? A club our size should be in the top 2 tiers no question, a Cup final and yet we hold the League in higher esteem? Europe once again we hold the premiership higher, how are we doing in the League?

How is the football?

The entertainment?

The quality?

The stategy if selling the best players?

How does that make the consumer feel?

Do you think Marcus would have approved of selling to the Chinese?

Do you?

What’ wrong with the Chinese ?