Beelzebub's Official Match thread: Klopp's Nivia 'softlads' vs The Mighty Demons of Southampton

This c"nt is gonna get us relegated,

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Yeah, just watched it and he didn’t move quickly but I think he must have seen it late*.

*Bletch in seeing the best in Forster shock.

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He also committed himself too early as well, if you’re going to be hyper criticial…

If you don’t like it then you should start the match thread. Leave @areloa-grandee alone.

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Steady on there @steveintheforest

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So will he make a change or just swap like for like as usual?

2-0 down, no efforts on target yet no changes. Utterly bizarre.

FFS - IT ISN’T WORKING MAURICIO!!!

Commentator : Forster caught in two minds and very slow to get back

Andy Townsend : He was very slow to come out…

Austin coming on - perhaps for Forster?

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Fuck sake, Forster is slower than a glacier…

Austin for Susan.

Interesting to see how we line up now.

I’m sorry, but sell VVD for as much cash as we can get and use the money to replace Forster. He is a man with no confidence.

Hopefully Chazza will salvage something. …

Nothing yellow for Romeu means he’s suspended for Everton at Home next week.

Lets hope Lemina recovers in time then.

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We’re playing shit and no clapper will tell me otherwise, sell your best players and gamble buy everytime will fuck you up eventually, any word from the Chinese? At least they’re their cash cow investment, some small silver lining, with the tv money just buy ready made players who can handle it, Stoke, West Brom etc etc as we’re simply a shop fucking window, fuck that, fuck being a scivvy for the “big” clubs.

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Spot on Bazza.

It’s not often I agree with you, but fair’s fair.

I too wish we were Stoke or West Brom.

I know they’re both playing shit football under shit managers and are currently 2 and 4 points below us respectively, but I’d rather be them with their nailed on strategies for success.

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There you go @barry-sanchez

the promised upvote if we got rolled over. I’ll downvote you though if we turn it around and get any points from this debacle - unlikely as it seems

though

Romeu looks like he’s dragging a piano.

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3-0 Forster is a liability

And our strategy achieves what? A large window for the larger clubs? A soft stepping stone for others? Fuck that, the media may love it but in reality it means we get fucked up the arse more than the other bitches.