Sfcism
The only username on this forum that causes me dyslexia!!
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You’re not young, grandad 
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
What counts as young on this forum? Asking for a friend.
You’re not young, grandad
I still see myself as young…and if Ant is then I am close to his age.
Well if that Chelsea player can win young player of the year at 25 then I think we should aspire for anyone under 50!!
EDIT: Edin Hazard
I would say anyone who is under 32…
The “about to embark on his thirties” bit was a little misleading as I’m not even out of 28 yet!
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Some of you are soooo needy 
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Gay Abandon
Another traveller from The Other Place, Gay Abandon is coy about his SWF identity. Only Sotonians mods and a “select few” (everybody that correctly guessed based on teh frequent mispelling of teh definite article) have cracked on to who Cracked Rib left behind on TSW with Gay Abandon. We raised £50 for charity in changing his name, and despite not being his first choice, he was game enough to accept the democratic decision. We like that.
Gay Abandon narrowly avoided a jail term for running a rodent bloodsports ring in conjunction with an unlicensed hamster smuggler. Suspending the two year sentence, the judge was unmoved by Gay Abandon’s argument that hamsters are “cheap, territorial and only really feel pain until I cosh them with the mallet”.
Gay Abandon does not find Turkish a delight.
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And thus, the complex brickwork of your “asking for a friend” subterfuge begins to crumble 
You are not eligible for Young Poster of the Year. You’re not young, and you want it too much.
I don’t know why this is such a surprise to you. The Young Conservatives gave you precisely the same answer when you asked to join last week
Barking up the wrong tree sir. ‘Teh’ , het, eth, eht, hte, the… Are merely conceptual… And a double double bluff to throw you fuckers off the scent. As for Turkish Delight? I find it insipid, like a pint of piss, cocktailed with ash and fags and left to stew on a small side table at one of Bletch’s parties.
And I was framed on the Hamster charge.
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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Barking up the wrong tree sir. ‘Teh’ , het, eth, eht, hte, the… Are merely conceptual… And a double double bluff to throw you fuckers off the scent. As for Turkish Delight? I find it insipid, like a pint of piss, cocktailed with ash and fags and left to stew on a small side table at one of Bletch’s parties.
No-one is going to out you, but equally, I think you’re fighting a losing battle. While I didn’t offer up any information, a lot of people guessed you right, and I couldn’t lie to them, me old mucker.
FWIW, you are a valued poster. Bletch reckons we can get another £50 for you if we flog you on eBay. We also had an offer, and I won’t name names, of £50 a week in perpetuity in exchange for you doing a bit of cleaning in another poster’s house, but grass skirts were mentioned in the proposal as “non-negotiable”. It was unseemly, tbh.
And I was framed on the Hamster charge.
Everyone got fitted up for something
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Hmmm. Right on the Xbox, though I aint about to budge on my choice of weapon. When you know, you just know.
Wrong on the political voting though Papster, as I have told you before. Yes I point out some factual errors on your favourite thread which puts me in a very small minority, but I would rather support the skates than vote for my local lying MP, one Ms T May.
Yep I am guilty of preferring footie chat on here (and SWF previously). Got my Sotonians badge at a pre match drinks session, not from you obviously, so what finer badge could I ever want? Lou and I enjoyed meeting you and one mini Pap at the second SWF drinks event. We will skip past you avoiding me at our away drinks just over a year ago. Twice.
Only ever been nearly arrested for pissing on the High Court one evening, but that never stuck.
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Bucks (addendum)
Bucks is frequently misattributed as a Tory voter by pap, who evidently can’t remember shit.
(sorry Bucks)
Worry not. Sniffing Bovril 23/7 can do that to you.
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Thanks Bucks; it’s a serious problem, so often trivialised.
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It’s not the Bovril, it’s the shampoo you should worry about.
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A good read, but I’m now off to make my millions after this thread gave me an idea for a new product;
Shampube - Take two bottles into the shower? No, I just wash and itch.
Seeya losers!
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FWIW Shirty, after reading your posts, I also see you as young.
Booooooooooooooooo…
I dont want to win the award - I just want a nomination.
Well that makes sense, cos I is, innit.
Pap, we have a vote for me to be included in the youngsters, from one of your cronies.
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