I see, but you do Gay Abandon a disservice by denying him right to earn an honest crust - grass skirt or not. I am sure such an employer would eventually recognise that Gay Abanadon in a grass skirt is not merely unseemly, but and image of such depravity and tastelessness, that no human could effectively stomach. The individual must have been serverly unhinged to even contemplate such a thing.
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I knew this tread had more life, there are others I believe have more legs as well.
I love reading through a lot of the old ones, that I missed first time around. Some have me in tears laughing… but that could be the meds I am on!!!
I have yet to endulge in this right of passage… I do not spend enough time on the crapper with the iPad obviously 
I’m self employed so I have big amounts of down time between the mad rushes. I should be out leafleting though!
I do spend a long time on the crapper though!