👶 A Royal Baby Thread

Of course. As the ages-old nursery rhyme has it:

Ten tiny fingers,
Ten tiny toes.
Ten million quid a year
For life, I suppose.

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Was anyone else up all night waving their flag at the thought of Meg giving birth?
Asking for bletch… :wink:

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To be honest I’d rather have the Royals and no Government, direct rule means things will get done, runway extensions, HS 2/3, house building, fracking (in the south), I think Charles would be a great ruler.

Irony Bazzaroo?

1/2 truths in there.

Is this your wet dream?

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Close, national unity, pot holes would get filled, Anfield would be used as target practice, you’ll cry so its a win win.

Slade/Quo collab for new national anthem?

Yes they could test it out in the large empty patch of grass at Glastonbury opposite the main stage when the Cure play…

I see the Sotonians Brains Trust has been busy misfiring on one cylinder today.

Good work chaps

:lou_wink:

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Is the new baby called Brian and has a trust fund already?

https://t.co/82BkoaWErF

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Breaking news item today. Ffs.

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It’s a lost Monty Python sketch surely?

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Unfortunately not. Otherwise a giant cartoon foot would have come from the sky and crushed her.

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Archie Harrison!!??!!

Don’t mind the Archie. We have quite a few in our family tree. That’s about all I have on any of this.

It’s meant to be said Archie, Harry’s son.

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In the old days royals who were unlikely to be King took up roles in the clergy.

Perhaps the name was a nod to that eg Archie-Bishop of Canterbury

I’ll get me coat…

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