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No heā€™s not, he was hungry.

Frog eat frogā€¦ :yum: :yum: :yum:

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So this ā€œleopardā€ in London was in fact a Savannah cat.

They look pretty cool. You can keep them as pets.

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Jesus, that thing looks disgusting. Iā€™d kick the shit out of it if it came near me.

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If it looks like an evil bastard and acts like an evil bastard, then the evil bastard should be exterminated.

It is the Dominic Cummings of the animal kingdom

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You can take them for walks on a lead!

Thisā€™ll unnerve you though.

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Well these fuckers are loose in London now. Well done cat cunts.

BBC News - East Finchley big cat scare: Armed police called to garden

Editā€¦ Iā€™ve just realised that this report was what prompted your original post. Silly me.

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Calling cute felines ā€˜cuntsā€™ fatso? Dont insult themā€¦ they will rip off your penis and eat it whilst you watch with a side of fries, whilst drinking cheap lager (Kestrel Pils)

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I was calling the owners of these ā€œcatsā€ cunts.

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I was talking about the owners to

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I donā€™t have a pet. Ive never had a pet apart from a goldfish that I won from the gypsies at the fair. He died after about 4 days. I buried him in the garden and made a cross to mark the grave even though Iā€™m not a Christian. I dug it up a week later and the skeleton was there with ants crawling all over it. Iā€™d like to own a dog. Theyā€™re fucking great. Better than people. But Mrs Fatso wonā€™t let me have one. I have considered killing her just so I can I have one. People who have cats are cunts. Interestingly, kittens are great but once theyā€™ve gone beyond a couple of months theyā€™re best off in a bag to be thrown in a river. Dogs thoughā€¦

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Typical @Fatsoā€¦come on lad stop sitting on the fenceā€¦give us it straight Cats or Dogs. :rofl:

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You buried a gypsy in your garden?

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Sounds reasonable enough, you should bury them somewhere.

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Not sure what is in his soil if the body is already a skeleton at 1 weekā€¦

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This is for @Fatsoā€¦ 7am this morningā€¦

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Thank you. Iā€™d forgotten what 7am looks like.

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I guess you donā€™t know what 7pm looks like eitherā€¦

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Thatā€™s generally the time he posts a pic of his garden table with a drink on it. Probably about his 20th of the day.

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Well, it would hardly be 7am this evening, would it :smile:

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Could have been 7am yesterday morning.

Actually I think @Fowllyd would call that pleonasm!!

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