thatāl be the lyme.
Trekking the lower reaches of the Hampshire Mountains this afternoon we stumbled upon this female Alpaca and her young Cria.
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And this is why cats are cunts. Who reacts like this to ice cream?
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The neighbourhood feral bastard is having a Mexican stand off with a hedgehog this morning.
The evil shit is determined to eat the hedgehog but is utterly stumped about how to crack itās defences
They have been sat in the middle of the road off and on all morning
Every time the bastard is chased off, you can see the shit slinking back to have another go
Unfortunately the hedgehog is either too stupid to vacate the area, supremely confident in the integrity of his spikes or just enjoys winding up the cat
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Say hello to the Honey Badger, the Joe Pesci of animals.
He is mental. He doesnāt give a fuck. He will rip yours, or anyonthing elses face off. Here he is taking on some hyenas:
And now 6 lions:
Fucking badass.
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Why has someone tried to melt their faces with a blowtorch?
They are also phenomenally intelligent.
Itās like none of you have watched the Lion Guard on Disney Junior!!!
Yes, I dare say it is.
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Lockdown mateā¦weāre all suffering from a grooming by-pass. 
Little Molly is at the moment suffering an identity crisis. We were coming home from her walk yesterday morning when a woman passer-by looked at her and saidā¦
āNice Beagle.ā 
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Could have been worseā¦
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You ancient cunt 
Iād forgotten that band.
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And now you have an annoying earworm
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Bears like Costco pretzels too.
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Sadly he got shot as soon as he reached the shore. 
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He certainly wasnāt Smarter than the average bear.
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